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@Kicillofok enano pelotudo gobernas la única provincia que no crece.

Tornquist, 9 AM, 4 grados. Una verdadera zona fría de la provincia de Buenos Aires. Como acá, en muchos otros lugares de nuestro territorio las familias necesitan tarifas diferenciales para poder afrontar el invierno. La modificación del régimen de Zona Fría deja sin esa posibilidad a 5 millones de bonaerenses que no pueden pagar la luz, el gas y otras cuestiones básicas. Por crueldad, por ignorancia, el Gobierno nacional vuelve a complicarle la vida a los argentinos. El Senado tiene que rechazar este proyecto.

Gustavo Costas cuando le hacen un gol a Racing

Imprimió 9 trillions, nos clavó un 9,1% de inflación y aún así ahí va el mejor presidente que ha tenido la Reserva Federal

CFOs realizing that their AI token budget is going to be higher than the salaries of the people they laid off

@aleebianchi @jorgemacri @gonziver 100%. Prefiero visitar el estrecho de Ormuz con una gorrita de MAGA a caminar de noche por esa zona

@jorgemacri @gonziver Esta picante la zona @jorgemacri te diría que hay q apostar de manera fija y permanente un poli en c/u de las esquinas de: Juncal y Libertador, Juncal y Basavilvaso, Juncal y esmeralda, y Arroyo y Av. 9 de Julio (en plaza cataluña).

Se terminó el vale todo en Retiro Ley y orden.

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

This annoys all the right people.

Since some people are discussing Malvinas, I would like to point out that there was a recent documentary in which Argentinian kids went on a trip to visit the “kelper” children. Guess what they found? Have you guessed who is the “British” child?

@jimcramer Motherfucker

$BE going higher! And excited for the big Jensen keynote!

@jimcramer shut the fuck up

We are doing a little buying for the trust, mindful of how horrible the tape is.... so oversold

@WatcherGuru que pelado hijo de puta

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says the market is "oversold" and he is "buying."

@jimcramer pelado mufa y la concha de tu hermana

Not buying the 2007 scenario...

Dejando todo a punto para el hatewatch de esta noche

I'm still scratching my head a bit at how the fintwit narrative is Private Credit is all going to zero but somehow Private Equity problems aren't getting mentioned at all.

Si se hizo en la 9 de julio se puede hacer con terrenos ocupados de Retiro?

@robin_j_brooks you mufed it

Today's fall in the Brazilian Real is an almost exact repeat of what happened in 2022 after Russia invaded Ukraine. The initial reaction is risk-off and the Real falls. It took about two weeks for markets to realize higher oil prices are good for the Real. robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/prime-time-f…

@robin_j_brooks no me mufes bochita querido

Russia's invasion of Ukraine caused the Brazilian Real to rally sharply as higher oil prices drove Brazil's terms of trade up. War with Iran will now do the same thing. Brazil is one of the main EM beneficiaries from elevated geopolitical uncertainty... robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/prime-time-f…

Private equity associates heading to work after realizing that the golden opportunity to create generational wealth in PE was because of low interest rates

Guy who picked Guadalajara as a World Cup venue at the FIFA board meeting tomorrow:

Nobody: The banks and hedge funds watching you draw zig zag patterns on tradingView thinking you'll become a millionaire.