𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧!

Brewster from Dislyte! (Garmr) Age: 25 Height: 4 foot 7 Occupation: Bounty Hunter Favourite Food: Beef Jerky Favourite Drink: Draft Beer "You get a rocket to your face! You get a rocket face! EVERYONE GETS A ROCKET TO THE FACE!!!"

@WujuMonkey Happy French Martini Friday. First thing that came into my head-

Been bust with, like, saving the world and crazy adult-rated stuff but I'm back to say I beat the foxes! It's not Fox Friday and it hasn't been! Won't ever be! I'm the best!!

@FreddyFenrir "Because I'm out day drinking? As usual? Got an issue with that, MUTT!?!" He went red in the face. He was just as much as a mutt as Freddy was.

@BlueDrunkMenace ⠀ ❛ Watch it, rodent. Either you answer my question or they're gunna need a bigger medical team to piece ya back together ! ❜

"Freddy... Why did it have to be Freddy..."

@FreddyFenrir "I actually was having a good day. Until your ugly mug came along. Maybe get bigger glasses," he smirked. He was doubling down now.

@BlueDrunkMenace ⠀ ❛ Tell me why you're out here calling me and this won't have to get ugly, ❜ Freddy cracks his knuckles.

@FreddyFenrir "What business does the Shadow Decree have with me? Come to take me back!?! That it!?! Huh!?!"

@BlueDrunkMenace ⠀ ❛ YOU called ME, idiot ! ❜ Which wasn't even completely true. ❛ What, you looking for trouble !? ❜

@FreddyFenrir "The hell are you doing here!?!"

@BlueDrunkMenace ⠀ ❛ Call the Mad Dog and he just might answer. What's your problem, loser ? ❜

@XChosenOfAzure //Could be worse. I missed Brewster's birthday a few times

@BlueDrunkMenace 🌸Oops—. This kinda thing happens more times than I'd like to admit— except missing it by a couple of hours somehow feels worse than a whole day or two.

🌸So guess who forgot about Xiao Yin's birthday until two hours after it was over—

MasterBlaster posted a picture. 📲: "I hate you, Lu Yi. How are you so good at aiming? Maybe a launcher isn't that good for the balloon game in the carnival..."

Bet. *unzips pants*

"Brewsty... That's a new one. I like it!"

"...how have your pants not snapped?"

"Aaaaaah, the weekend... I can actually work on bounties without anything getting in my way..."

MasterBlaster posted a picture. 📲: "Felt cute, might delete later."

You bet your ass he does.

"Lemme summon Tevor real quick. Pss pss pss pss pss."

"Legit, Tevor can fucking get it."

//YES YES YES YES YES

"If I hear someone ask if I wanna see their head come off, why do they exist, tell me they like my teeth and eyes, I will blow that damn island up again."