carlos 🥀

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carlos 🥀

@BlueIvysaur

I’m Carlos and Mariah Carey hatched me from an egg. 🇸🇻🏳‍🌈♍ he/him/his Snap: dumbthotticus PSN: dirtylildamsel SW: 6307-8398-6981

New York, USA Katılım Temmuz 2009

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carlos 🥀@BlueIvysaur·9 Haz

I MET KYLIE FUCKING MINOGUE 😩😭🥹❤️

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𐀔@fraudfemme·1d

im pretty.

ྀི@hrtindica

how u smoke but don’t know how to roll

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☁️✨@axewxoxo·18h

The untold hair journey here….. the way she finally accepts her curls omg

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carlos 🥀@BlueIvysaur·21h

Old man watched me take this pic 🙃

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✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ@skyicidal·1d

he asked whose pussy is this & i said well its opinions based

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•ᴗ-.com@evadentz·5 Tem

me standing outside H&M before the sign falls down and crushes me to death

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gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE@coffinposting·5d

she was so sad to have a glass of apple juice

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Jaz@jj_jov·5d

“Come to Jersey” is crazy

**@bigguccicraigy

you tell ya NYC friends come to jersey and you would think u told them to go to a 3rd world country

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alopecia chlamydia@usedwifi·5d

and that’s my momma

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luca ! pokopia era@catsdex·6d

and then there's raikou's ass ??😭

Sylffy@TsarSylveon

Eevee eating a carrot on my home screen!

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carlos 🥀@BlueIvysaur·6d

🫨

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carlos 🥀@BlueIvysaur·19 Mar

Guy on the yellow app sent a hole pic and there was a toilet paper flake on it ☹️

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laura j. brown@laurjbrown·17 Mar

happy st. pat’s day

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(helloitsbees on tumblr) associate of the moth@amandasfemme·17 Mar

me in saw city trying to impress jigsaw trade

vivienne westwoody@blythedollete

this is how our blush should be

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julia@juumelo_·17 Mar

can’t believe it’s St. Patrick’s day soon and he still hasn’t asked me to be his patrick

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carlos 🥀@BlueIvysaur·17 Mar

Nearly threw out oomf’s back when he tried carrying me

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katieᡣ𐭩.ᐟ@lttl_kttn·15 Mar

Not a waitress but I will take that tip

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fire fist trace@traceyfanclub·16 Mar

bulbasaur stuns on the oscars red carpet

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MEHMOONICrave@themehmooni·15 Mar

Yall showing up to afters

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L@Ann_Hedonia1·15 Mar

But your honour you know how I get

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