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He should’ve just said he was coming to rape white women in London. They’d have given him a visa.

@Moot_C @Supatease Would spend an hour or two in northshire in tbc when I started then buy all the white gear from those npcs there and that would be my gear for a long time. lol

@Supatease This was me in original tbc till my cousin told me about the auction house 😂 I remember being pissed i spent all my gold on whites from a vendor

I encountered a player I didn't think existed anymore in retail WoW.

@theseekermi @WlvrnWsdm @PeteThamel Holy shut up you stupid bitch

@WlvrnWsdm @PeteThamel 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 don-old has no business in a Michigan thread...

Michigan trainer Chris Williams told ESPN the MRI on Yaxel Lendeborg’s knee looks “very clean structurally, all the ligaments are very strong.” He says Lendeborg has a “low-grade” MCL sprain and a “small bone bruise” in his knee. He's "very optimistic" Lendeborg will play.

@portilho @LiquidGuild Bring 20 pallys and bubble

@LiquidGuild tf do u even do here 😭

20 players into p4 🤯

@wine_018 “Let me shit on the street and then post on X”

@packers Where’s the cross retards

Happy Easter!

@BlueJays Where’s the cross retards

Wishing you a Happy #Easter!

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating #RedTogether

Christ is risen from the dead, and with him, we too rise to new life! This Easter proclamation embraces the mystery of our lives and the destiny of history, reaching us even in the depths of death. #Easter

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After the bartender serves him, the man says, “If I show you something amazing, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?” The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, “It’d have to be something really spectacular to take that offer.” The man reaches down, sets a small box on the bar, and opens it. Inside is a tiny man — about a foot tall —sitting beside a little piano. The tiny man begins playing beautiful classical music — pieces by Beethoven and Chopin. When he finishes, the bartender is stunned. “Alright,” he says, “you’ve got free drinks all night — but only if you tell me where you got that!” The man replies, “In the alley behind this bar, there’s a genie granting wishes to anyone who asks.” Excited, the bartender rushes out back to try his luck. A few minutes later, the alley erupts in a deafening chorus of quacking. The bartender bursts back inside, slams the door, and braces it as thousands of ducks pile up outside. Out of breath, he turns to the man and says, “That genie must be hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks, and now I’ve got a million ducks!” The man chuckles and says, “Yeah… did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

@RedpillDrifter Black dude plays with his junk then sniffs his fingers in the beginning W T F are we doing bro you’re on camera

Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. So, to all you Christians out there, Happy Easter! And to the Jews, nice try!

>The protagonist is male >There are no black people >There are no homosexuals >The main romance is heterosexual If your movie meets these standards it will be vilified by the media.

“New White Council member Azog Gorbag issues ruling compelling Rivendell to allow in 10,000,00 orcish refugees to ‘atone for past man flesh-based injustices,’ suggests orcs are elves because they ate a dozen elves in Mirkwood last year”

@Senators Stupid dyke!

Thrilled to have Heated Rivalry author Rachel Reid with us to celebrate our Pride game tonight! #GoSensGo

Week one MLB rankings!

Gryffindor blancos y Slytherin indios y pakistaníes. Me quito el sombrero ante el racismo de HBO.

@__CampbellMatt @joeyferg Lead came down to tiebreaker last year every game counts

@joeyferg It’s funny to me that people are worried about this team 6 games in. Out of the five teams here only two are above .500 and we’re one of them

Okay this is some nice symmetry though

@Yesavage2HOF Disrespect to mad max

Vladimir Guerrero jr George Springer Ernie Clement Kazuma Okamoto Kevin Gausman Dylan Cease Tyler Roger’s Mason Fluharty Andres Gimenez Davis Schneider Trey Yesavage Everyone else can go