@BulwarkOnline Look, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation. Who amongst us hasn't taxidermied a raccoon's dick?
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Unstable Genius
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Rep. Adelita Grijalva to RFK: "I was reading an article this morning that talked about your affinity to perform your own medical research. You apparently once cut the penis off a roadkill raccoon to study them later."
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@FoxNews That's a lie. He quite clearly said the Strait of Iran. You guys stupid or summn?
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@FoxNews They want to tax everyone out of business, he says, as his tariffs tax everyone.
The smartest people in the room know what they don't know. It is with this in mind that I tell you that DJT is a fucking idiot.
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REPORTER: Do your policies like no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, show that the Democrat party is no longer the party of the working class and the Republican party under your leadership is actually is?
TRUMP: "I love this question... Yes, the Democrats don't know what they're doing. They want to tax everybody out of business, they want men playing in women's sports, they don't want voter ID. They don't know what they're doing."
"We've had an unbelievable run."
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Shohei Ohtani on the mound this season 🔥
18 IP
1 ER
0.72 WHIP
18 Ks
MLB@MLB
Shohei Ohtani strikes out the side in the 6th! He's got 10 Ks tonight 🔥
Eesti
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@Troy_in_Tahoe To be fair, he was on a three day bender when he saw that movie and Jesus Christ himself told him that line was legit.
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Hegseth: please bow your heads while we honor our troops with a reading from the Gospel of Tarantino.
meidasnews.com/news/hegseth-q…
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@Acyn So Daddy can cosplay as Demented Jesus all he wants, but it's disgusting and detached from reality when it's someone else? This bootlicker never fails to entertain.
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@WarriorPoet3229 @g1g2g3g4g5g7g6 Funny how it turns so blue though when big brother comes to town.
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Dodgers not even top 5. I don’t wanna hear how Dodgers fans turn out more than Padres fans ever again. We the best. Padres gang!
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@KatieMiller Katie Miller: liberal men aren’t attractive
Also Katie Miller: here’s my HOT Husband 🥵:
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Liberal men aren’t attractive.
Charlie Smirkley@charliesmirkley
60% of extremely liberal men aged 35-45 are childless. Extremely conservative women: 15%.
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@fittoberight @FmrRepMTG Such a grave abuse that he's willing to leave it unchanged to save America, or some shit. Yeah, ok.
It's got to be exhausting for you guys trying to keep up with a madman.
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@FmrRepMTG So now you’re attacking Trump for supporting a clean FISA 702 extension? He was the one illegally spied on by FISA — he knows the abuses better than anyone. You used to understand strategy. The lane change is obvious. Put America First, not your brand.
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So warrantless spying is MAGA now??
The White House@WhiteHouse
"I am working very hard with our Great Speaker, Mike Johnson, along with Chairman Jim Jordan and Chairman Rick Crawford, to get a clean extension of FISA 702 through the House of Representatives this week..." - President Donald J. Trump
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@autumnbueno @DC_Draino You’re the one with an excuse for everything but I’m the one that’s coping? Ok. Magats are a special kind of stupid.
GIF
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@BlueLAGooning @DC_Draino The virus leaked from a Chinese biolab and killed millions—under Biden's watch now with endless variants but your TDS brain only melts over Warp Speed that Trump rushed to save lives while Fauci and China lied. Cope harder. Trump didn't import the plague, Xi did.
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John Thune saw President Trump get shot in the ear and Charlie Kirk get shot in the neck and still said “we’re not passing Voter ID”.
Pure RINO betrayal.
South Dakota you have to primary him.
Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec
Bolsheviks want to kill us all. They killed Charlie. They’ve tried to kill Trump multiple times. Either you understand what time it is or you don’t
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@autumnbueno @DC_Draino Operation Warp Speed? Whatever you think of that, never forget it happened under Trump, dummy.
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@DC_Draino Never forget they tried to do us all in with covid & vax.
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@DC_Draino Damn, and here I've been calling that the J6 effect.
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The Mamdani Effect is when violent criminals in NYC are prioritized and praised over the good cops trying to stop them.
Gary D@KMGGaryde
“A tear rolls down the cheek of NYPD Sgt. Erik Duran, 38, who was sentenced yesterday for the death of Eric Duprey as he tried to flee from a 2023 drug raid. Duran threw a picnic cooler at Duprey, which knocked him off a scooter, killing him. Lefty Judge Guy Mitchell claimed Duran could have just let him go and arrested him later, and justified the jail time by saying he was sending a "general deterrent" message to police.” "It's a huge miscarriage of justice” former NYPD boss Ray Kelly told The Post.”
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@lynchrome @3YearLetterman Don't forget our fondling father, DJT.
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@3YearLetterman Yes, bless Jesus, President Ben Franklin & all the founding fathers
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@TBone_1776 @GuntherEagleman I'm willing to pay for your first therapy session. TDS is fucking real, but it ain't what you think it is.
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I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. God, throughout history has worked miracles through people. The Apostle Peter was instrumental in performing miracles that demonstrated the power of God working through His servants. President Trump was almost assassinated and some can argue it was a miracle and God spared him for a reason and that reason was to save our country from the corrupt, evil, immoral actions by the radical left. In my mind, that is what he is portraying, that his life was spared for the greater good. Obviously, I don't know that for a fact, but again, I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
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🚨 President Trump just posted this powerful painting on Truth Social.
Trump stands radiant in a red robe, laying hands on a sick man while surrounded by American symbols, the flag, eagles, fighter jets, the Statue of Liberty, and everyday heroes.
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To the "he's replacing Jesus!" crew:
Isn't this how the Apostle Paul might have looked, healing someone by the faith and power of Jesus?
The healing light is being held in his hands. The Lord's power, not his.
If he were trying to replace Jesus, the entire body would be illuminated. He would probably be wearing the thorn crown of Jesus. Or something significantly identifiable as being Jesus.
That's not the case here.
People need to be more observant.
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@psPetePatel7 @Riley_Gaines_ Fucking imbecile. People like you who lack the ability to think critically should lose their voting privileges too.
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Why? Seriously, I cannot understand why he'd post this. Is he looking for a response? Does he actually think this?
Either way, two things are true.
1) a little humility would serve him well
2) God shall not be mocked
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump posts image portraying himself as Jesus Christ.
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JUST IN 🚨 Vice President JD Vance has arrived back in America after tense negotiations with Iran
IRAN SHOULD HAVE MADE A DEAL
TICK TOCK…
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@BigMagic30 @FoxNews Oh look: It's another Nigerian with their finger on the pulse of the American people 🙄🤡
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@FoxNews The message gets lost when the delivery feels forced. That’s the real issue here.
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NEW: Kamala Harris calls President Trump a MOB BOSS before going into bizarre impression:
"He kind of acts like a mob boss."
"He's kind of like, 'Oh, well, you know. You take Eastern Europe and I'll take the Western Hemisphere. And then you over there, you, you get Asia and we'll just divide it up.'"
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@Yahuah_777 @luke_leisher_ All these stars and not one satellite, Len. They must think we're dum.
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@Yahuah_777 @luke_leisher_ Out of curiosity, because clearly your brain operates on a much higher frequency than ours:
How big do you think a satellite would need to be in order for it to be visible in a picture in which the entire Earth is visible?
Fucking idiot.
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I think NASA should have an unlimited budget to do whatever they want.
NASA Artemis@NASAArtemis
The Artemis II crew captured this image showing the rings of the Orientale basin during their lunar flyby on April 6. At the 10 o’clock position of the Orientale basin, the two smaller craters – which the Artemis II crew has suggested be named Integrity & Carroll – are visible.
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