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@i_reverend Prayers don’t cure ignorance.

@atrupar He has bigger shoulder pads than a running back. Maybe to balance out the diaper.

Trump and President Xi greet each other and pose for pictures. Note that Trump's hand is visibly discolored.

@ThelmaCameron18 @Q_TheStormRider It's usually recommended for someone that has previously had a stroke or heart attack.

@Q_TheStormRider Somebody tell me what the "big" aspirin is ??

🚨Reporter: “We saw the bruising on your hand. Are you okay?” President Trump: “I’m very good. I clipped it on the table. So I put a little—what do they call it—cream on it. But I clipped it. I would say take aspirin if you like your heart, but don’t take aspirin if you don’t want to have a little bruising.” “I take the big aspirin. And when you take the big aspirin, they tell you that you bruise. The doctors said, ‘You don’t have to take that, sir. You’'re very healthy.’ I said, ‘I’m not taking any chances.’ That’s one of the side effectseffects. of taking aspirin.” FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

if you think this shooting was "staged" please please PLEASE shut up

@mattvanswol Yet, you’re not tired of your president trying to kill millions of people.

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL MY PRESIDENT!!! THE LEFT IS EVIL AND VIOLENT AND THE PARTY OF MURDER!!!!!!!!

@humeyra_pamuk @SmileItsNathan @Reuters Why would a man that threatened to destroy a country be at a golf course? Too exposed.

Here is President Trump today during a brief visit to Trump National Golf Club in Virginia. He returned to the White House a little after midday. Photographs by @SmileItsNathan for @Reuters

@PecuniaCreatore @ScottDowns44 Jeff Webb’s ghost has entered the chat.

@ScottDowns44 That’s the first injury in the history of pickle ball

My son broke his elbow today at pickle ball practice. We took him right to Walter Reed hospital and saw 11 armed vehicles pull up at the same time. Donald Trump is clearly at Walter right now. I bet you he slipped and fell.

The alarm scared me more than the actual earthquake. Now, how do I sleep?

@sfchronicle He was the Athletic Trainer at the local high school.

A 32-year-old man on Tuesday was charged with murder in the shooting of his ex-girlfriend’s mother and brother at their Pleasanton home. sfchronicle.com/bayarea/articl…

@PleasantonNews You're aware he was the Athletic Trainer at Foothill High, right?

“During an interview under Miranda, Swadley admitted to being at the victims’ house at the time of the murders,” Pleasanton Police Department Detective Nickolas Skaggs wrote in his declaration. bit.ly/4rN1YUY

@WHLeavitt A bloated, demented, pedophilic corpse.

🚨 JUST IN: A new CNN poll shows Republican approval of Donald Trump jumping 3 points to 93.3%. Are you among the 93.3%? A. Hell yeah B. No

BE HONEST DO YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP IS A PAEDOPHILE YES OR NO

Trump: "Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who were stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line."

@WallStreetApes Trump was mentioned a few more times.. Child predidation is not a dem vs rep issue. Any person involved needs to face justice. I thought monkeys were more intelligent.

AG Pam Bondi just released all 3.5 million pages of Jeffrey Epstein files Bill Clinton is mentioned 1,193 times Pam Bondi says Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton would fly internationally together frequently on a plane that had a bed used for sexually assaulting underage girls “We know he was on the plane, not only on the plane a couple times, multiple times. He traveled internationally, internationally with Jeffrey Epstein. And he was on the plane called the Lolita Express because it supposedly had a bed in there where Jeffrey Epstein had young girls. He has been a friend of his, a continuing friend of his for years and years.”

@GaryPetersonUSA What in the photoshop?

President Trump and Melania inspire the romance in us all, as many of us even get to hold hands on this magical Valentine’s Day.

@WhiteHouse TFW your wife isn't 13 anymore.

Happy Valentine's Day ❤️

We need to know the breed of that dog. Settle some bets #opl #OPLiveNation @OnPatrolLive

@SaveAmericaNew No more teenage ass for poor Don.

This image depicts a man who gave up all he possessed to protect a nation he cherishes deeply. Show your support with a '❤️' if you feel the same!

The earth is mad as hell this morning.

@RealJasonNelson @NFL Treating humans equally and with kindness is so shitty. Humanity is bullshit.

If the @NFL doesn’t immediately switch the halftime show from whoever “Bad Bunny” is, they will see the largest viewership drop in Super Bowl history. The boycott will be bigger than the game itself. Heck, I’ll boycott anyone who advertises. Change the show, or we change the channel.