Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson

My kids noticing bulk candy the “Easter bunny” left for them while at the grocery store, me trying to explain that unlike Santa Clause, the Easter bunny supports the local economy.

@mycfhl @Phantom2Phlyer @michellepeternp I was referring to the Dem machine. Reps can easily build their own.

@RealJasonNelson @Phantom2Phlyer @michellepeternp Honestly, it's not that we don't get off our butts. These Dems are SO TDS that they CANNOT see reason. Reg in CA is ~45% D, 25% R, 23% NPP, 7% Other. All of the media out here is TDS. The political ads here are all "Get Trump". Nothing about what they will do to fix CA.

It is sad to see people actually thinking that Steve Hilton can win the governorship, or Spencer Pratt can win the mayoral election in Los Angeles. They don't understand California politics. Let me tell you two sad facts: neither thing can happen. Joseph Stalin once said words to the effect that the people who vote don't determine elections. The people that count the votes determine elections. But there's more than that in California, and Stalin would have been amazed if he had seen how this state has rigged elections. If everyone in the state voted for Hilton, and everyone in LA voted for Pratt, both would still lose. You think I'm exaggerating? Here's how Democrats have rigged the system. In California, every registered voter, alive or dead, legal or illegal, still in district or not, gets a ballot mailed to them. Every single one. In CA, ballot harvesting is legal. Which means the massive Democrat machine sends operatives out to collect those ballots that were sent to people who aren't there, or senile citizens in old folk's homes, or anywhere else they can, and votes them for Democrats. Then, they dump those ballots into the conveniently placed collection boxes that are all around the state, so the scammers don't have to go very far to drop them off. No need to actually pay for postage. Nope. Just drop them off. Then there's the fact that any ballot received within seven days after an election gets counted. If the Democrats need a little push, they just put those pre-postmarked ballots into the post office box, and they get sent to arrive in time to change the election results. The real problem is that there is no low-level Republican effort to rebuild Republican presence from the bottom up. The CA Republican party is a bunch of elite do-nothings who ask for money and then use that money for 'election events' like dinners, flights around everywhere, and pontifications. They're as big a bunch of grifters as Democrats are. They just have less power. So before you all go "Rah Rah!!! We're going to win!!!" Realize that not only is the deck stacked against Republicans, but the order of the cards in the deck are already determined. The winner of the California gubernatorial race will be whichever Democrat gets on the general election ballot. And the winner of the LA Mayor's race will be Karen Bass. Not because the people voted for them. But because it's the Democrat machine that "counts the votes."

@glennsarcastic Exactly, comrade!

@RealJasonNelson If you can get Russia to pay you for your beliefs, I say Good on you.

I’m not here for your social media feuds- I don’t pay attention to them. If you get mad I’m friends with other people, you are likely the problem. If you think me paid for by Russia, Israel, or a corporation, that’s for you to stew on. I’m here to love my friends. 👍🏼

@KatyGraziano 😏

@RealJasonNelson That made me laugh even though I tried hard not to.

Q: How do you know if Dracula liked his dinner? A: He licked the platelets clean.

@LJoJn146 But of course!

@RealJasonNelson Mine isn’t over yet. I cannot explain on social media. But would appreciate 🙏.

It seems our personal nightmare might be coming to an end within the next 90 days. Amanda & I feel so relieved to be able to finally move on. Finally. 🙏🏼

@TheAdam027 God Bless, Adam.

BREAKING: my health condition quickly deteriorated today. I’m having life-saving surgery tomorrow. There is no expectation of the outcome. I am DNR. I love you all. -Adam

As if there was anyone else that could be considered.

@RealDeanCain Ha! And not to argue against your talent, but I did read the fine print about “best offer”. 🤔😏😂

I’m not sure my artwork is worth this much… but don’t tell that to Hunter Biden!! 😉🇺🇸

Either @BurtMaclin_FBI, or Henry Cavill, which is basically the same thing.

@BurtMaclin_FBI @DiscussingFilm Believe me or not, but I swear I came here to nominate you. 👍🏼

@DiscussingFilm Many people want me to be the next James Bond.

Amazon has officially begun auditions to cast the next James Bond. Who do you want to be the next James Bond?

@R3d9i773d Soon.

@RealJasonNelson I've been wondering where you were on that, I've not followed closely. I loathe y'all were put through that 💔

@TXDOGZ Pretty awesome. 😊

@RealJasonNelson What a group of prater warriors we have! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I’m too busy to post often, but I was just talking about all of you to this nice woman. She asked why I had X, & I said it was b/c of the friends & the prayers. She was quiet a sec, then asked meekly- “Can your friends spare some prayers for my husband?” Yes we can, ma’am.😊 For an unknown, unnamed older man who means the world to his sweet wife, I humbly seek prayers of comfort & healing. Thank you. 🙏🏼

Most bartenders know the American Revolution was fought (in part) to allow commerce to exist free of government intrusion and excess financial burden. There was never a war against “billionaires”, as the war against the crown was financed by wealthy colonists. 🤷🏻

@notanotherrant Thank you!

@RealJasonNelson Prayer offered for this woman's husband.

@blue_skies554 Thank you, Mel!

@RealJasonNelson I can understand how you'd be ready to put this behind you! Continued prayers, friends.

@Echo87943551099 So much relief.

@RealJasonNelson Oh, that has got to be a huge weight off your shoulders!

@SandSteelCotton Thank you!

@RealJasonNelson ok I'm wrong...I really don't know anything else awful except some incident at a hotel. Whatever it is, I'm so very glad you will feel some relief from a bad situation.