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Joe Burrow looks like the Stefan Urquelle version of Macaulay Culkin

@IiiCraighead @KuKhahil There are a lot of immature “adults” on twitter. I don’t look at twitter responses to stupid shit as a barometer or validation of comedy. My point is, if you find this funny you probably still laugh at fart jokes.

@Bnato @KuKhahil It definitely is, just look at the responses and the reposts. You’re the only one that doesn’t think that it is.

This in the running for funniest tweet I’ve ever seen on NBA twitter 😭😭😭

@IiiCraighead @KuKhahil It’s not funny tho

@Bnato @KuKhahil If you can’t take a joke just say that, it’s not that deep and you’re way too butt hurt about a joke.

@IiiCraighead @KuKhahil I’m from there 🤷‍♀️ it’s more about “innate or learned intelligence level” than where “you use to live”

@Bnato @KuKhahil Well I used to live in San Antonio sooooooo, the best comedy is when there’s truth to it. 😂

@IiiCraighead @KuKhahil If you’re into that sort of low-level, uncreative humor… I guess.

@Bnato @KuKhahil This is very true, however the tweet is STILL effing hilarious.

@spurs only popovich-san can heal Wemby

@koreanjewcrypto @KuKhahil Exactly the response I would expect from you. So predictable and uncreative. Good job KJ

@Bnato @KuKhahil Fuck you

@JCigan @KuKhahil It’s just not creative and low hanging fruit. Make fun of fat Mexican-Americans… good one 👎🏾.

@Bnato @KuKhahil Twitter is equal opportunity at hating… I assure you the overweight are not the only ones catching this kind of slander on here

@Hero_OfThe_Day @ga16788 Show the data

@ga16788 I’m not an OKC fan, and eye tests mean nothing when the data overwhelmingly is a different picture.

“Defense is 50% of the game” -Victor Wembanyama By his own logic, Chet Holmgren is a better defender. One could argue that 50% of defense today is played on the perimeter. Victor is a great help defender, but he’s a TERRIBLE one-on-one defender. 1-on-1 (ISO) defense this season: Victor Wembanyama- BOTTOM 7% of the NBA 🤯🤯 (Allows 1.25 ppp with an opponent FG% of 55.0) Chet Holmgren- Top 38% of the NBA— AMAZING for a center (Allows 0.87 ppp with an opponent FG% of 40.6) Everything about Defense in today’s NBA media is based on lies, stereotypes, and fake narratives. Victor Wembanyama is overrated!! 👀🔥🔥

@cessonmute She looks inbred as fuck…

Margaret Theresa of Spain was born in 1651, she was the daughter of King Philip IV of Spain and one of the most recognizable princesses of the Spanish Habsburg court. Like many royal girls of her time, her future was shaped by dynasty before she was old enough to choose it. In 1666, at just 15 years old, Margaret Theresa married her uncle, Emperor Leopold I. The match was meant to strengthen Habsburg power and keep royal bloodlines tightly bound within the family. As empress, she faced immediate pressure to produce heirs. Margaret Theresa was pregnant seven times in just a few years. She gave birth four times, suffered miscarriages, and only one child survived to adulthood: Maria Antonia of Austria. In 1673, four months into her seventh pregnancy, Margaret Theresa died. She was only 21 years old.

@MelaninDominant @LegionHoops @ballinthefampod @NBA__Courtside Read the statement and apply the proper context before debating, essentially. You’re moving the goal post in your argument and responding to what WASNT the meaning of ball’s statement.

@Bnato @LegionHoops @ballinthefampod @NBA__Courtside So because it said about everybody.... It can't be debated?

Lonzo Ball on Victor Wembanyama: “If he don’t get hurt, I might have him go down as the GOAT. I’m not even being funny. I’m being dead ass serious.” (via @ballinthefampod, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

@MelaninDominant @LegionHoops @ballinthefampod @NBA__Courtside No. Not everybody. Most generational players, though. You’re creating a strawman. He never said he considers him the goat at the moment… and that was your inference in your initial statement. You can argue it all you want, just assess it with the proper context is all. Good day

@MelaninDominant @LegionHoops @ballinthefampod @NBA__Courtside You understand this is said about every generational talent before they’ve won anything, right? It was said about Jordan and LeBron.

Calling someone a goat before they even win w ring is crazy... Considering all of the hate that LeBron receives for being called the goat... After all he's done Considering all the accomplishments of past NBA players Keep calling a person, a goat who has never won a ring out of your mouth At lease until he has put in 10 years

@RapSheet @stugotz790 > Rich Eisen

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@LuisPer22480234 @Wemby__01 @demas6Basket Tamed? Wemby had 34/18/7/5 lol. Fox sold that game for the spurs and they still only lost by 2 on the road.

@Wemby__01 @demas6Basket Entonces que el “alien” se calle la boca y respete los rangos. Ahorita el que manda es Nikola Jokić. Victor Wembanyama tiene 22 y mucho futuro, pero ayer le tocó aprender.

Le he preguntado a la IA por los próximos campeones de la NBA 🏆 2026: Oklahoma City Thunder 2027: San Antonio Spurs 2028: San Antonio Spurs 2029: San Antonio Spurs 2030: Minnesota Timberwolves 2031: San Antonio Spurs 2032: Dallas Mavericks 2033: San Antonio Spurs 2034: Detroit Pistons 2035: San Antonio Spurs 2036: Oklahoma City Thunder Three-peat y 6 anillos para Wembanyama? 😳

@ch1nh0ng @NBA__Courtside Has been homie lol… who are these clowns?

@Bnato @NBA__Courtside So +\- is an individual stat now?

Nick Wright on why he doesn’t have Wemby winning MVP race: “You have one guy of all the candidates who is far and away the least impactful passer. The least impactful scorer. He has played the fewest games and by far the fewest minutes. Also, he doesn’t even have the best record. I know he is the best defender in the league but that’s not enough to me for him to close that gap” (Via @FTFonFS1)

@Kbellinger12 @NBA__Courtside @getnickwright Can’t argue with the uninfomed… They are all great individual defenders lol. To think that Chet is Wemby on the defensive end is blasphemy and to suggest Chet is a stand alone better defensive player than Wemby is flat out and empirically false… but ok guy.

@Bnato @NBA__Courtside @getnickwright And why is the Thunder’s defense so good? Who’s the anchor that’s most helping all those Thunder players appear on the list?

@Kbellinger12 @NBA__Courtside @getnickwright You know this is more of a team statistic right??? Notice how many thunder are on the list compared to spurs players. Learn the nuance of adv stats before spewing nonsense

He's not even the best defender in the league, @getnickwright. Strip away the ridiculous 24-7 hype and he likely shouldn't be ahead in the DPOY race either since Chet has a higher defensive rating individually and anchors the #1 defense in the NBA. Traditionally, that's your DPOY.

@TheLukaVerse @NBA__Courtside You’re a clown

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