Boab Niven

@ItsCaffers Run up and stick the heid on the biggest one, become their alpa and get some swally intae them 👊🏼🇱🇻

A group of 9 lads have just came into the pub. Ordering Lattes, Cappuccinos and water. All English. They are a different breed. Game is gone.

@ItsCaffers His maw and da should be done for child abuse for letting the wee cunt get that shape as a teenager. In saying that he is some player. Probably the only thing stopping him from ruling the darts world for ever is diabetes 🤭

Luke Littler is a greeting faced wee fanny

Who was the cunt last week who said Barcelona would struggle against Newcastle due to the pace of the Premier League 😂

@ItsCaffers Ran away from everyone unlike the Elite 😉

@BoabNiven Ultras but

Yaaas

@ItsCaffers Wee fannies couldn’t keep the flares away 😀

@BoabNiven Shame they are banned

@ItsCaffers Shhhhhh 🤫 stop asking sensible questions

@MaureenBurkeMP What about the one opening up in Springburn Shopping Centre?

𝙐𝙍𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙀𝑾 𝙊𝙁 𝙑𝘼𝙋𝙀 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋𝙎 Read my letter to Glasgow City Council 👇

@ItsCaffers Ohhhh your known as the Springburn Foody bus driving ambassador 😉

@BoabNiven Just because I like fine dining and eat a pot noodle from a plate, doesn't make me a food snob

Best ever soup

@ItsCaffers You’ve changed. How can you 🧾 be a G21 food snob 🤷🏼‍♂️

@ItsCaffers Did it come from a tin ?

@ItsCaffers 🎂

There are balloons, that means it is National Caffers Day 46

@TheS_Resource Mark sounds like a fanny 🤭

Nobody teaches you how to stand on a touchline. There’s no handbook for it, no course that prepares you for what it feels like to watch your child play or not play. Mark: “Which number’s your son?” Sarah: “The one on the bench, the one who never really gets a game, only when we’re up by a huge score.” Mark: “Ah. Well… it’s competitive, isn’t it? Best players play, that’s sport and life for you.” Sarah: “He trains every week, never misses and we only live five minutes away. All his friends are here, he doesn’t want to leave.” Mark: “If he’s good enough, he’ll force his way in.” Sarah: “He’s nine?” (A goal goes in. Cheers from the touchline.) Mark: “That’s what I’m talking about! Movement and desire boys! That’s how we WIN games.” Sarah: “He laid his kit out last night, couldn’t sleep. He adores this team, being with his friends but just wants a chance?!” Mark: “You can’t give everyone equal minutes. That’s not real football and we need to look after our best players before they leave. This league title is in our grasp, it’s ours to lose..” Sarah: “At this age, what is real football? A league table? A trophy in February?” Mark: “It teaches them standards, how to win, what’s sport if we don’t win? If you can’t handle it you need to find a new team.” Sarah: “So does taking part, making mistakes on the pitch instead of watching them from a bench and actually learning, don’t you think?” Mark: “Football’s tough, you need to find a B Team or find another sport maybe?” Sarah: “Life’s tough enough, this was meant to be the safe place.” (Pause. Her son claps loudly as his team score again without him) Sarah: “Look at him, still cheering like he’s played every minute.” Mark: “Maybe he just needs to be patient and grab his chance when it comes.” Sarah: “Maybe the adults need to be more patient and he’s only played 10 minutes this season, as he’s usually not picked to attend games.” (Final whistle. Players run off celebrating.) Sarah: When they’re sixteen, do you think they’ll remember today’s score? Or how they felt not being selected or just remember being sat on the bench?

@ItsCaffers Great minds think alike 😆

@BoabNiven Tam Cowan said that to McAvennie recently lol

Americans must have been thinking that Outlander was a documentary series up until now.

@ItsCaffers @caliboycomplex Tourette’s type reply 😆

@caliboycomplex Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

He’s a racist with Tourette’s, simple

@ItsCaffers Had to play under a ringer coz I was still signing with Colton wellpark in the Strathclyde churches league 😉

@BoabNiven Didn't know you played for them

Man United's all-time XI is one of the best we have ever seen 😮🤖

@ItsCaffers Charlton, law, Best, Giggs, El Ghosto ????

@OneFootball That is highly embarrassing

@ItsCaffers Offffftttt the new game of thrones sounds shite

First bus drivers are ignorant wanks

@ItsCaffers Fat Goalie syndrome

You cannot be blaming Schmeichel for those 2 goals either. That's just a vendetta 😂

@dawnbar1 @EasterhouseFA Good luck going forward

Brilliant watching him in goals each week @EasterhouseFA .