Bob Caton
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Bob Caton
@BobCaton
Storyteller for the PA House Democrats and a die-hard Philly sports fan. Insert lame disclaimer here

Purchasing the San Francisco Giants' 9-9-9 challenge box gets you nine mini dogs, nine glasses (an estimated 3-4 ounces) and a tall can of Coors Light. But the beer is not enough to fill every glass up to the level that anyone would consider a regular pour.



The D-backs will have a "Healthy People Like Baseball, Too" parfait at games this year 🤤 It's cottage cheese with carrot sticks, celery, salted almonds and crunchy pretzels.

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. chinatalk.media/p/its-time



McDonald’s to sell limited edition six-pack of candles that smell like Quarter Pounder ingredients: Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion & Beef.



The bar tab of a 1783 farewell party for George Washington is still intact. The Founding Fathers drank 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of claret, 8 bottles of whiskey, 22 bottles of porter, 8 bottles of hard cider, 12 of beer, and 7 bowls of alcoholic punch. There yet only 55 attendees

two sausage mcmuffins with egg. Or is it two sausages mcmuffin like ‘attorneys general? please just pull forward sir

RUMOR: MAJOR CYBERATTACK UNDERWAY TARGETING AMERICA’S CREDIT CARDS IRAN IS TRYING TO WIPE AMERICANS CC DEBT TO DESTABILIZE MAJOR BANKS




