Glass-blowin' Cobra Man

For old time Av fans/social media nerds, the Altitude+ app reminds me of one time Av player of the game Video Lock Error.

@ArtCandee Sounds like "chip" to me too. No surprise, he's the mother of all fucking imbeciles.

Is Donald Trump saying "chip" instead of "ship?" I hear "chip."

How many times has he been able to say "You should see the other guy!"

Who starts Sunday?

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump

I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.

Opponent TBD. Time TBD.

A lot of issues on the bluesky today.

Are we sure that RFK Jr isn't a serial killer? We could ask an expert, @tedcruz.

The worst part of the Trump Presidency, Isn’t how dangerously fucking stupid he is…. It’s how dangerously fucking stupid his supporters are.

Questions the most batshit crazy administration in our nation's history has to answer for 1,000 Alex.

Junior keeps cocaine in his pocket.

On the campaign trail in 2024, President Trump promised the American people that he would sign the largest tax cuts in the history of our country. On Independence Day last year, President Trump and Congressional Republicans delivered — passing the largest tax cuts in history for working and middle-class Americans — including No Tax on Tips, Overtime, and Social Security. They also delivered unprecedented tax relief for small businesses, farmers, workers, and families. With Tax Day officially here, the numbers prove that these tax cuts have been nothing short of extraordinary: ✅More than 53 million filers claimed at least one of President Trump’s signature new tax cuts. 💰The average refund this filing season is more than $3,400. 📈The Trump Administration has issued more refunds — and larger refunds — than in any year in the history of our country. Promises Made. Promises Kept.

Strapped it on and fucked some raccoons.

@bluelinemetrics @JFreshHockey The Charlie Browns.

@JFreshHockey i think people forget how awful these were

there are actual people telling me that these jerseys were not only good, but the best the avalanche have ever worn

@JFreshHockey Nope. Burn the unipron.

Sorry, it looks like the 6-6 Rockies were just fucking with everyone.

Wokesters wish they had a husband as dreamy as Stephen Miller.

@lacekeyesurgery Post Achtung Baby U2 is dreadful.

Any best band list that includes u2 in the top 3 is not to be taken seriously

@4thgenCOnative Hopefully Minny is blue enough we won't lose the slot. Given they were ground zero for the orange criminal fuck's murderous Gestapo you would hope ...

@BobInBoulder Shoot…now Amy wants to leave the Senate. I hadn’t heard that.

Yep. 31% is way too many incredibly stupid fucking people.

Stopping funding another country is of course everyone's right. But to be proud of something that will prolong the Russian imperialist war and which will cost thousands or rather hundreds of thousands of human lives?!?! @JDVance is a traitor and the most disgusting human being!

BREAKING: President Trump doubles down on comparing himself to Jesus Christ in interview with Maria Bartiromo on Fox news.