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@georgiebingham The cock is quite big! 👀

This France kit is a crime by the way.

@MarinaPurkiss They would have to pay me to take a copy, but only if I've run out of bog roll.

My guess is he slept through the book photoshoot and this is the best they could come up with…

@GullisJonathan @BorisJohnson Best of luck with that useless sack of shit.

Delighted to have @BorisJohnson backing me to be re-elected at the MP for Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke. Not only did Boris deliver millions on investment into our community, more importantly he spent time in the community. Meeting staff and pupils at the Ofsted outstanding St Mary’s CE Primary School, on the shop floor at Churchill China, making history by bringing the entire Cabinet to Middleport Pottery, grabbing a coffee at June’s Kitchen, or making an oatcake at High Lane Oatcakes - Boris had Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke’s back. Now I hope you’ll kindly have mine, by kindly lending me your vote on the 4th July so I can continue to stand up and deliver for Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke.

@supertanskiii Happy birthday, I can't wait for the tories to go.

It’s my birthday, I’m having an existential crisis and Father’s Day is hard, but.. My party is GE night. The best gift you could give is a tactical vote to end the Tories. stopthetories.vote We need a Labour government. Right, time to work out, then eat an entire cake.

@SalfordMe2023 I wish there were more people like her in the world.

Strong women are nuclear grade warriors. The Foragers and Trumpletons abuse her appearance because she refuses to be intimidated.

@richardosman Minder.

For the podcast this week, what's the best TV theme tune? Feel free to say why as well if you wish!

@prodnose Not in a million fucking years.

Imagine if you had a rare blood group and then fell ill. And they scoured nearby blood banks for a transfusion. Then they found a match. But it was Nigel Farage's blood. Would you accept it into your body?

@supertanskiii 😂

Nudes in bio

@MarinaPurkiss @ShaunBaileyUK Spot on Marina, as usual.

So apparently Carol Vorderman is the “number 1 bully in the country” who “demonises people”… You sure about that, @ShaunBaileyUK?

@georgiebingham Sadly, money talks, and that is a shit load of money.

This is what trash money has done to golf. So sad.

@MarinaPurkiss He is so far ahead of his time. Sadly, he shouldn't have been, but it feels like we arr going backwards.

A thing of beauty… This is Jonathan Miller taking on Enoch Powell This is how you expose people like Suella Braverman for the race-baiting, dog-whistling charlatans that they are.

@reece_dinsdale He's appealing or trying to appeal to all the morons and bigots now. This is awful and embarrassing for our country.

The odourless turd sets out his stall for the next GE by using culture wars. People bashing is no way a form of policy. If you DON’T think #TransRightsAreHumanRights please don’t follow me. I can take the hit. I’d rather be understanding & inclusive than be a bigot. #OYP

@carolvorders @Channel4 I can't watch a load of arseholes taking the piss out of us again, we've lived through it once and that was enough for a lifetime.

Watch #Partygate @Channel4 right now, record it.. Play it on loop until the General Election Never forget the disdain with which this govt treated the vulnerable, the elderly, the children, the lonely, those who died alone. While their "associates" profited from VIP Lane deals

@BulkBogan79 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker I didn't say it wasn't a penalty, according to the rules at the time it was, but you know as well as I do that the rules are ridiculous. If it was awarded against your team in a cup final, would you think it was fair?

@BobRogers78 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker What - the one you lost 2-0? And by the way, it WAS a penalty according to the rules at the time.

Unbelievable. Think it’s safe to say it’s not been Liverpool’s day. Klopp might well explode.

@BulkBogan79 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker I've watched it again a few times, and it was definitely onside. But I don't care! Slightly makes up for the champions league final.

@BobRogers78 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker My grandmother could see it was offside - and she was blind & has been dead for over 4 years!

@FootballPsycho_ @SauceyCharles @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker The relevant part does just show that Mane kicked it against Sissoko's arm from point blank range, when Sissoko was pointing back towards goal. It was a really harsh penalty, and it ruined the game.

@SauceyCharles @AlexionFUT @BobRogers78 @GaryLineker Next time show the relevant part

@mabdulmuiz1 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker I've watched it again a few times, and I can't believe it has not been given offside. It seems clear. I'd be pissed off as a Liverpool fan.

@BobRogers78 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker PL has always been corrupt, its just that they have masterd the art of deception

@AlexionFUT @MoBetul2 @GaryLineker Just biased, like every other football fan in the world.

@BobRogers78 @MoBetul2 @GaryLineker You are deluded. Not biased.

@MoBetul2 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker *says

@MoBetul2 @AlexionFUT @GaryLineker Of course I'm biased, we all are towards our own team. Anyone who sayd different is a liar.