Bobby Columbo

@nypost This cop is a FXCKING LIAR, he completely made that up on the spot. Got off easy, this girl was way too nice.

A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”

@firstwefeast @PandaExpress Great, as long as the customers are in line with YOUR political dogma. Fck you for denying service, harassing, intimidating, threatening an employee for the hat he wore and for CALLING THE POLICE on him. FSCK YOU.

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@ChrisxSims @DannyRebel333 FUCK PANDA EXPRESS!

Panda Express kicked out @DannyRebel333 and Myself out for Simply for wearing a MAGA hat, and giving a thumbs up to a cook that just stood and Stared at me the whole time because of my Hat. I asked if there was an issue and the cook said “You’re Hat” so I asked if he supported it. They proceeded to call the police, and falsely say we were refusing to leave. I left the store and stood on the side walk and multiple employees came out to intimidate me to leave and stop filming on the public sidewalk. The Police informed the staff that we did nothing wrong, the woman who called 911 cried and walked back into the building. No crime, No disturbance, Just a hat and a Thumbs up. This is blatant political discrimination. Panda Express should be ashamed and hold its employees to higher standards.

@RichardEngel Sorry, but you are.

Trump says people with learning disabilities are “dumb.” We are not.

@lady_valor_07 Eraserhead, after about 500 essays.

What kind of hairdo is this?

Eraserhead, after about 500 essays.

Blacks. Surprise.

@Shvdabarb Hero

In just one word,Describe Nicki Minaj

@usanewshq Just another night on the town for Jeff and Mickey Rourke.

@AntiLeftMemes YES!

@MbarkCherguia All things considered, she took it well.

In my opinion you should never hit a woman no matter what. Was this man justified in hitting her in self defence?

Jeff has aged at least ten years in the past 6 months. Maybe hanging out with Mickey Rourke is finally taking it's toll.

@Amelia558rs I'll take Ursulla for the win.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

And the winner of this week's Mickey Rourke look-alike contest goes to:

@ronsterd89 And the winner of this week's Mickey Rourke look-alike contest goes to:

Does she really look like Elizabeth?

@JessicaTarlov Well yes, but the most important aspect is that you never know how far away they may be from a Kinkos. You're gonna have to make copies & stuff, what if you live somewhere else?

Republicans are lying to the American people when they say the SAVE Act is a voter ID law—it’s a proof-of-citizenship requirement that would make voting harder, if not impossible, for a lot of people. Passports are expensive, documents don’t always match, and the process can be a mess (been there). We should be making voting easier, not adding more hurdles. Democrats can own this by proposing their own bill that accepts a range of IDs, and includes automatic voter registration and Election Day as a national holiday for starters.

When humans start looking like AI. Funny stuff.

@ryse_supps I will not ever (EVER) buy or use your supplements again. You are partnered with and sponsoring dangerous, unhinged leftists who have engaged in doxing innocent citizens (and their families), making threats and encouraging violence against the government. FXCK YOU RYSE.

Thanks for being a part of our team Walker

@scottykfitness Go fuck yourself

my therapist: 👩‍🦳 you need to practice compassion for yourself. my brain: 🧠 yeah you dumb bitch be nicer to yourself.