Bobby Hill

Dad,I know you said to try, but I can't eat this. It's salad!

I'm gonna be a prop comic! I'm working on this bit where I stick green beans up my nose!

I don't want grandpa at my party. The kids are already gonna hate me because you got the wrong kind of bean dip.

Wow, I don't think even Kerri Strug could do that while wearing cowboy boots. Mmm … Kerri Strug in cowboy boots … buff.ly/2mD7BWW

There are 96 ridges on every checker...except this one.

There's some milk in the fridge that is about to go bad....and there it goes.

Ooh, I think that's the one with the two cops who don't get along, but then they do, but it's too late, cause he's dead, but not really.

@benpotts1 I meant soccer.

Why do you hate what you don't understand?

Wow, I always thought this was a crack house.

Now, for my next trick, I'm gonna need a large wooden cross and a couple of volunteers...

Grandpa, could you at least respect Grandmom until we get to dessert?

Come here. Just think, Connie girl, when we're all grown-ups and marrieds, we'll get to do this every night.

No! No! Let me go! I have to get out there before the whale spouts confetti!!!

@LindsaysFace Have you seen my Ki Ki?

Mom, how come dad gets to stand at the breakfast table and I can't wear my cape?

Mom, why is Mr. Dauterive kissing Dad?

@hankquotes Why do you hate what you don't understand?

@hankquotes @_Jaimiferr You know Howard Adderly?!?