Bobby Maxwell

@thatsootyy Angelina brainwashed them against him.

What went on in that house why do they all hate him so much

@nypost She’s a hottie. I would’ve given anything to have her “assault” me as a teenager.

Unspeakable new details in case of NJ woman, 25, charged with sexually assaulting young boy trib.al/ZPhqORM

@NYMag What a narcissist bitch.

When writer Anna David was 50, she gave birth to her son, Benjamin. But the first few months of his life, she felt forlorn and lost. All of her friends either had grown kids or no kids at all, and were generally too busy going about their own, thoroughly unchanged lives to give her the kind of guidance, attention, and companionship she wanted. “I found myself occupying the unfamiliar role of, at least as I saw it, the Lone Weirdo Mom,” writes David. “I had naïvely assumed that becoming a mom would introduce me to a group of shiny, fabulous L.A. denizens the way it had so many people I’d known over the years. It hadn’t occurred to me that this had happened to them because they’d been on the ‘right’ schedule and done it the ‘right’ way.” David reflects on becoming a mother later in life, why she’s struggled to connect with younger moms, and the vulnerable quest she’s embarked on to find community: nymag.visitlink.me/xZ8OLx

@nypost Kids suck.

Majority of American adults support banning social media for kids under 16: poll trib.al/k3jgQbi

@washingtonpost Stupid boomer.

A tourist who was attacked by a bison at Yellowstone National Park is recovering after being flung into the air. The Park Service reminded visitors that “wild animals can be aggressive when people do not respect their space.” wapo.st/44rlqNe

@TheEconomist She’s not the breadwinner. He was still worth about $94 million before they got married. He would have been set for life without her fortune.

Wives who outearn their husbands remain rare in America economist.com/finance-and-ec…

@estrella_claro @TheEconomist Kelce isn’t exactly poor.

@TheEconomist This is why mainstream media should start advocating that girls should be proud to marry men who don't earn high incomes. Why girls always skip poor guys?

@nypost This is suddenly a problem?

Female deputy sheriff busted in San Francisco for allegedly groping inmate's breast trib.al/VJ6lS5f

@nypost Stupid fucking boomer got yeeted.

Grandfather tossed in the air by Yellowstone bison comes out of surgery - with a surprising message for the animal trib.al/kxybAD3

@WSJ It’s still middle age. Time doesn’t wait for you to catch up.

A woman’s 40s are now considered a dynamic and changeable era, as many of the so-called traditional milestones—homeownership, career, children—have been pushed later for personal, societal and economic reasons, Emma Rosenblum writes. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4pj5Z3i

@Newsday These assholes ever hear of a condom?

As the cost of living on Long Island has mushroomed, so has Kelsey Stanya’s family. She has three children under age 4. And that has created a question for her family that many Long Island parents with young children ask: How can we afford to have one of us stay home full time? The answer is not easy, Long Island stay-at-home parents say. Getting by on two incomes on Long Island these days is challenging enough. The stay-at-home math means eliminating one full-time salary while adding a baby to support. Have more children, and the calculation becomes even more of a struggle. But some families are finding ways to make it work, by sacrificing luxuries, by having the employed parent work even harder, by help from extended family and more. What do you think? You can read more about this family's experience and more here: nwsdy.li/4gTO3Kz. (Photo credit: Elizabeth Sagarin) . . . #longisland #liny #longislandnews #longislandmoms #longislandfamilies #longislanddad

@nypost She’s an incompetent twat.

Padres and Blue Jays each get mad at umpire Jen Pawol in bizarre sequence trib.al/OYVxtcg

@thedailybeast Stupid Boomer. To bad the bison didn’t finish.

A tourist’s nasty injuries have been revealed after he was thrown into the air by a rampaging bison. thedailybeast.com/brutal-injurie…

@NYPDnews But there’s no jobbbbsss! -Gen Z.

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@nypost Arrest his niggha azz.

Jets quarterback Geno Smith stopped by cops for third time in three months: 'That's too fast' trib.al/aC7kcsy

@DailyLoud How many retards ?

US women over 40 are now having more babies than teenagers for the first time in history.

@CBSNews Deport this niggha.

A New Jersey man says his t-shirt nearly got him kicked off a United Airlines flight. cbsn.ws/4fxcxrB

@WSJ Stupid Boomer got yeeted like a ragdoll.

A man was seriously injured after a bison threw him eight feet into the air at Yellowstone National Park, according to Wyoming’s Cowboy State Daily, which published footage of the incident.⁠ ⁠ The attack occurred at the park's Bridge Bay Campground on Friday evening, Cowboy State Daily said.⁠ ⁠ Mike MacLeod, a professional photographer who filmed it, said he and other bystanders ran toward the bison after the attack, causing it to flee. EMS arrived shortly after, he said.

@NBCNews Stupid boomer got yeeted.

A 65-year-old man has been hospitalized after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a charging bison at Yellowstone National Park. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/b…

@PicturesFoIder But how many of these babies are retards?

U.S. women over 40 have more babies than teenagers for the first time in history