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I feel like my downs cousin when he that remote car on Christmas rn, happy.

@CEASEcyyoung Every e storyline: cry abt some chick, get sucker punched, ride vinnys coattails.

Anyone else think E is a massive pussy ?

Fuck Bosnia #joker

failure is just another opportunity to try again, this time with more intellect.

Whats more rare: getting domed or having ppl in you group for a group project be actually competent?

@BoxRinser FIRE IT OFF

@Bocephusking86 They are all going. Shots are up. Let’s have a night 🥂 #espressomartini

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica. 😜 #Calebwilliams 🐻⬇️

@BoxRinser 😂dwight

@PCA ya u on the cubs. Your a fucking squid dude 😂🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🦑

Fake carts from your friends little brother> a real dispo cart

@cheddymcbust Recently one mom of a girl ik has held the hugs a little too long, and felt on the bicep like a 🥷 was popeye. Lets just say if i crack her, she wouldnt be the first woman in that family to catch the pipe. 🍆🤦🏼‍♂️ #wood

Did anyone ever have a Stacy’s mom experience as a kid and actually get to bang one of your friends moms ?

@cheddymcbust This and doesnt smoke, wifey shit. Backshots sound like gunshots

Personally this is my idea build for a wife

@mattlindner Got my ass beat here a few times. Needed it. Thx ‘gees

McGee's in Lincoln Park closed. blockclubchicago.org/2025/12/18/mcg…

Back in ‘11 me and you banged a half g in 2 lines in that shitty baño and sang the entire “Graduation” album by YE on karaoke. Didn’t let those fags stop us until we hit the last song. Nothing like buying a broad a few lemon drops and walking her home after a night there. Better dayz

@mattlindner Legendary spot

@CrimsonClarence Ur a cornball w a gf, wife, 3 kids and a dog. Thats something that’ll never change abt u my man, so just keep being u. #slimvacation

WHEN YOU QUICK TO TAKE A 🥷 BITCH THEN YOU KNOW YOU LIT YA EVERY DAY WE LIT

Nah dead fucking ass tho, t givvy break confirms this genius’s theory

@killinemrodney Hey, understood. You legened😂🤦🏼‍♂️🥷🏾🥷🏾

man this one rly hurts the heart... O-H

@CrimsonClarence @stoolpresidente Fuck portnoy