Catherine Jones

The Islamic Republic of Iran has just been nominated to the UN Committee for Programme and Coordination to shape policy on women's rights, human rights, disarmament and terrorism prevention. The British government, of course, did not object to Iran’s appointment — even though the Iranian regime has been massacring thousands and thousands of protestors this year. At least it shows satire is not dead. NEXT UP> Satan nominated to investigate sin.

There are some deeply scummy people who walk among us.

The @rockyhorroruk is heading for @LiverpoolEmpire next month - and ahead of that I had a catch-up with narrator Jackie Clune. Interview in replies...

@PM_ViktorOrban @realDonaldTrump

Thank you, Mr. President! @realDonaldTrump 🇭🇺🇺🇸

Some chefs from other regions have been much stronger than these two and have failed to go through #greatbritishmenu

“Haggling over a few square kilometres.” Those kilometres have names. Cities. Villages. Mass graves. They also happen to be someone else’s country.

@WhiteHouse Is this a parody account?

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

Underwhelmed by the London and South East contenders on #greatbritishmenu

@iain_masterton Congratulations!

Excited to be shortlisted for News Photographer of the Year in the Scottish Press Awards.

VP JD Vance once again calls it “a few square kilometers.” It’s not. It’s our people, homes, and future security. This isn’t about land - it’s about Ukraine’s existence. Pressuring the victim to capitulate is siding with the aggressor.

The people of Iran aren’t free. Iran can now charge tolls. The nuclear material sits EXACTLY where it did, in the same amount, since June. The regime is still in place with a younger ayatollah. Iran still was launching missiles, now with more money to rebuild. Period

Victor Orbán’s minister offered Sergey Lavrov to send him EU documents through the Hungarian embassy in Moscow. It’s really beyond shocking.

.@WhiteHouse posting about 'extortion and corruption' yesterday with a straight face...

There is no real ceasefire inside Iran. This is Mohseni Ejei, the head of the judiciary. He has ordered courts to accelerate execution sentences, especially for protesters. Hundreds of professors are on the death row, waiting to be hanged. Do not stop talking about Iran.

🚨ZELENSKYY: Russians are scaling up their safari on Ukrainian people. We need to bring the war back on the Russian territory. “Right now, the Russians are trying to scale up their safari on our people. Brutal, extremely cynical drone strikes targeting civilians continue almost daily in Nikopol, Kherson, and other cities and communities near the front. There were Russian drone strikes in Chernihiv region: Pryluky, Novhorod-Siverskyi, and in Kharkiv region. And we need the tools, all the necessary tools: from adequate funding to real weapons, to keep scaling our defense against the Russians and our ability to justly bring the war back to Russia with our long-range capabilities. That's exactly what we're doing” - UA President on Tuesday, April 7th, 2026.

Taser to the nether regions....

We warned you back in 1776 that it would end in tears. This is on you, France.

@PCPCoffee The absolute nerve of it!

You wouldn't believe it! The same people from last week came in AGAIN today, with coffees from another place, went upstairs and plugged in their laptops! Luckily our staff realised, and when they were asked to buy a drink, they packed up and left!

The White House wonders why Europe won’t rally behind America in Iran. Maybe start by asking why your Vice President is flying to Budapest to have a warm chat with Viktor Orban, the man running a Russian influence operation from inside NATO’s borders. While Europe has been bleeding money and weapons to stop Russian aggression, Hungary has been blocking NATO decisions, sheltering Russian intelligence, and doing Moscow’s diplomatic dirty work at every turn. Orban isn’t America’s friend. He’s Putin’s man in Brussels. And JD Vance calls him a “good friend.” Europe is supposed to line up behind a war that had no plan for day two, no strategy for the Strait of Hormuz, and no consultation with allies beyond Israel. A war that has already sent oil past $100 a barrel and left one of America’s most powerful warships reportedly retreating toward the Indian Ocean. You don’t get to lecture Europe about loyalty while embracing the man working to destroy the alliance from within, and then demand backup for a war you started without asking anyone. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1