The Chapped Ass of Hugh Glass

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The Chapped Ass of Hugh Glass

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"G'head, bring it. But you better wake up buttcrack-early and pack a HUGE fuckin' lunch, cause your dumbass ain't equipped for this..."

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The Chapped Ass of Hugh Glass
@Pirat_Nation @jasonschreier is gayer than 9 dudes trying to blow 7 dudes. If he says there's something wrong with a game, or doesn't like a game? 110% Shot that the game is fucking EXCELLENT. Fuck that pair of clownshoes.
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Pirat_Nation 🔴
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation·
Jason schreirer about Crimson Desert: “boring and soulless that I absolutely did not want to play anymore. Feels like a game designed for people who just want to Consume Content.”
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Jamal
Jamal@BlackSouthener·
You "no new wars" #NoNewWars people forgot how Iran🤔 humiliated the US Navy @USNavy #USNavy under Obama, Captured our sailors and displayed them to be mocked. What did Obama do as punishment oh give them billions of dollars 💸 💵 on a pallet. Thank you President Trump @realDonaldTrump for doing what I voted you in for.
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@Grxit Since when is @TheyCallMeDSP a fucking game journalist? He's a crybaby assed begging streamer who sucks at videogames and is so tech-blind he got caught jerking off on stream because he didn't understand his OWN setup... Dude's a pair of fucking clownshoes.
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@SenAmyKlobuchar No, we want ONLY Americans to have the right to vote, and you are ignoring the WILL OF THE PEOPLE. We all KNOW you're a piece of traitor shit, you don't have to keep broadcasting it.
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Senator Amy Klobuchar
Senator Amy Klobuchar@SenAmyKlobuchar·
Right now, Americans are struggling with rising prices on necessities like gas, electricity, and health insurance.    Instead of working to make things more affordable, the administration is trying to take away Americans’ right to vote.
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@nuhre_ From DAY ONE they have said this "IS NOT AN RPG". Fuck, you people are on the titty still and need to be weaned off of Accessibuilt, GPS Map, Handholding Turd Titles. This is a game for GAMERS, not fucking understudy crybabies.
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God Empress of Mankind
From the footage shown before release, I could already tell Crimson Desert was shaping up to be more of a technical demo than a fully realized game. That it would feel like an MMO in everything but name. That the story would barely be there. And people went for my throat over it. And I get it, when a game you’re excited about doesn’t meet expectations, it stings. But pretending criticism comes out of nowhere, or that people are just “hating,” isn’t helping anyone. A lot of us are just saying: manage your expectations. We literally had this debate weeks ago: does story matter in games? And yeah, gameplay is important. But for most players, no amount of systems or content will keep them around if there’s no story to anchor it. If anything, this should be a reminder that hype culture is toxic, for players and studios. Because when something looks too good to be true… it usually is.
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David Atherton
David Atherton@DaveAtherton20·
Now this really made me laugh out loud. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Boomstick Gaming
Boomstick Gaming@BoomstickAlex·
I have equipped a chonk in Crimson Desert and no... I don't think I will ever put it back down
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Senator Patty Murray
Senator Patty Murray@PattyMurray·
The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.
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Homie Santo
Homie Santo@HomieSanto·
I’ve noticed a pattern; when a decent game comes out that expects you to be curious, to be observant and to pay attention, a lot of tourists-turned-reviewers are the first to rage quit, refund, or low-grade that game. Some games aren’t for everyone, but I’m starting to think the pattern is made pretty clear by those who say they don’t like yellow paint, but absolutely need it.
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After wasting 20 minutes slamming his head into a boss with nothing but starter gear, Phil concludes that Crimson Desert is not a good game and rage quits.

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@RightSideR3bel When I got thrown in prison in whOregon for trying to defend myself from a person who attacked me from behind while sitting cross legged in my living room playing PS4, when I got a "Felony Strangulation" charge for using a HEADLOCK v.s. beating FIRE out of the person killing me?
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Right Side Rebel
Right Side Rebel@RightSideR3bel·
🚨 Oregon’s Hidden Ballot Nightmare: Your Next Steak or Hunting Trip Could Be a FELONY?! Radical activists are racing to qualify IP28 the “PEACE Act” for the 2026 ballot. This extreme measure wipes out animal cruelty exemptions, making it illegal to slaughter livestock, hunt, fish, trap pests, or even breed animals (artificial insemination = “sexual assault” under the new rules). Oregon farms shut down. No more local meat, dairy, or wild game. Food prices explode. Rural jobs vanish. Is this “compassion”… or the end of Oregon as we know it? Wake up, Oregon before it’s too late. We need to stop IP28!
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@NatashaCL7 I fucking VOTED for that blunt savagery. Optics-Obsessed politicians RUIN the world because they ASSUME to understand the optics of who WE are in the first place. And. They. DON'T.
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Natasha Carter
Natasha Carter@NatashaCL7·
If you thought Trump’s joke about Pearl Harbor was funny comment here. I want to follow you!
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Iris Seraphina 
Iris Seraphina @iris_seraphina·
Can this guy simplify everything from now on?! 😂🤣
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Tiffany Fong
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
Japan needs you.
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Tosoto
Tosoto@Tosoto_·
@Awk20000 A W DSP take that is as rare as the rarest of pepes. Did hell freeze over?
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yeet@Awk20000·
DSP on the R word “First of all you can say ret*rded, there’s nothing wrong w that word..for example, when u talk about something that’s flame ret*rded..it slows down fire..humans are dumb & they take most inoffensive words & make them offensive bc they are silly snowflakes”
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@Awk20000 First off, it's "Flame RETARDANT" (same ROOT, different word). Second, this dude knows all about retarded because he games and entertains like elderly retards fuck. He definitely needs the accessibility settings in games. And wasn't this the RETARD that jerked off onstream?🤣
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