Tristan Van Bogart

@Bogilicious_ I aspire for his level of coolness every waking moment, it’s agony knowing I’m not him. But one day I will be.

Was playing a game with my friend and his wife last night and they were talking about friends of theirs that’d make a good match for me, each time they said someone the other would be like “wait they probably wouldn’t work because of X or Y” and I’m like “brother I’m The Craig.”

@SheriffEli LETS GOOO!

SHE LIVES! No stream today! I will be meeting with the mechanics on next steps for our girl! They fixed the issue with the wiring and want to talk through their plan to get her and all her original 1972 equipment back to operational status! So excited to hear her running again!

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@Redrockgremlin @3YearLetterman @IvankaTrump You’re right. Coach is very pretty and xenophobic is a weird way to say “proud of having too many rings on his fingers to turn door knobs.”

@3YearLetterman @IvankaTrump Wow insanely petty and xenophobic.

Today, a new lunar cycle begins. The Year of the Fire Horse calls us to courage, to energy, to intention, and to fearless creation. It is a year for bold ideas, decisive action, and turning vision into something enduring. I am stepping into it with clarity and conviction, ready to bring forward projects I have been quietly nurturing, ideas nearly ready to meet the light. I cannot wait to share them with you. Forward, with strength. With gratitude. With purpose. Excited for what is ahead. Happy Lunar New Year 新年快乐 ✨🐎🔥

Ain’t no way in hell I just got stood up on a Valentine’s Day date

@3YearLetterman Your making at least $5.41 off engagements with these ones

Jesus Christ

@TimothyBelin_ @KaylorHodges Would be nice to see a certain Ghanaian CDM return also.

After undergoing medicals last week, Birmingham Legion’s preseason starts for real today. And it looks like the social media team gave away that a certain Haitian forward is back in the building….

@JayHeaps722 @bhmlegion bring back @AndersonAsiedu8 as first order of business. He was the backbone of the team, your number one public figure, and endless engine. He deserves a spot back on the team and after last year’s performance the fans need someone to root for again. #5ft6

At Hardee’s this morning I refused to pay the sales tax. The teenage cashier asked why, and I explained to him that the federal government is shut down. He started to argue so I pulled out my notary stamp, used a pen to strike the sales tax off the receipt, and then notarized it I received a standing ovation

All church-going American patriots want Auburn to defeat Oklahoma today

First ever craft idea, what do you boys think? Any suggestions? Thanks in advance!

I am suing everyone involved with this

@bhmlegion Gonna be honest folks, that may be one of the greatest kits I have ever seen. Absolutely fan frekin tastic.

“There are nights you don’t forget…” Introducing the Stars Fell Kit. Be the first to grab one TONIGHT at Protective Stadium! READ MORE: tinyurl.com/StarsFellKit #HammerDown #StarsFellOnAlabama

@NoiceGuy_ Shhhhhhhh this isn’t Broken Arrow content 😂

Oh snap #EscapefromTarkov

All gave some... Some gave all. I hope that everyone has a safe Memorial Day with friends and loved ones. Thank you to all that made the ultimate sacrifice, you are not forgotten. Stream spinning up in the next 10 minutes - See yall soon! twitch.tv/sheriffeli/

Answered someone’s question in the Evoker class discord and got immediately insulted multiple times lmao, daily reminder class discords are only good for baseline information and never for discussion.

@RobertsSpaceInd Holy

This ISC was particularly special to me personally. I would like to, from the absolute bottom of my heart, thank the Gameplay Capture Team for their inclusion of my late fiancée Roxie in the footage as my forever copilot. Didn't manage to keep dry eyes watching it.