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There is no salvation in time. You cannot be free in the future. Presence is the key to freedom. So, you can only be free now.

@jclove_r @nyjets

The glow, the texture, the mix… satisfying in every frame ✨

One of my staff members showed me this today when I accidentally scheduled her during her family trip 😭😭😭😭

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

every now and then i become hyperaware of my name

does anyone want to play outside after work

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

Ended my trip out west on a crazy low note 💀💀

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

Has me in fucking stitches every single time

We all actually went outside with real people and did tons of coke in our 20s

I did a quick dry shave on my legs before my pedicure to get some random hairs off my leg and then the lady upsold me on a Chinese leg/foot massage with a homemade scrub. My legs are basically wrapped in menthols right now and BURNING from that mf quick dry shave. MY GOD 😭😭

I’ve been using my Chi blow dryer for ten years and recently been using a new one while in Alberta, and I’m here to announce that the Chi is soooo undefeated. Need her back asap

Our neighbors kept trying to kill their moles but we didnt. So they all moved into our yard. That year flooded really, really bad (we were on a waterway) but not our house! Not our yard. Thanks moles!

The first three movies that ever fucked me up as a kid: James and the giant peach Man in the moon The hills have eyes 

When I was 17, I stood on a Disney Channel set and sang "We went to the moon in 1969" into a camera. It was supposed to be a joke — a deliberately silly song about a historical fact. But somehow that little earworm stuck with millions of kids who are now the adults watching tonight's launch. Artemis II is sending the first woman toward the Moon. The first Black astronaut to the Moon. The first Canadian to the Moon. Under a full Pink Moon. On April 1st. You couldn't write this. Christina Koch, Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, Jeremy Hansen — Godspeed. 🙏 We went to the moon in 1969. And tonight, we're going back. #Artemis2 #NASA #ChristinaKoch #WeWentToTheMoon #PinkMoon #BackToTheMoon

22 years since serena threw her phone out instead of deleting blair’s number

Omgeeeee that Ashlee and Jessica Simpson reveal was so nostalgic 😭

This is a killer day for sports. My goddddddddddd