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@Harrypotter19 ... And @harrydresden hasn't lectured you kids about blaming him for #twitterfail? Knowing Dresden, he may have caused it...

@HarriedWizard @BobLeSkull If that belief is what makes you feel a little bit safer while you sleep at night, who am I to dissuade you?

@SigrunGard Most people have a more difficult time getting Dresden to shut up. @harrydresden @HarriedWizard @za_lord

@Hellhound4Hire From where I'm standing, you're the alternate.

@HarriedWizard I am not a kitten with a gun. My avatar is Ivy's doing. @harrydresden

@jesschatham Three Murphys and only two Dresdens? He was never punctual.

@DudesInCapes Somehow I don't think that's the case. The papers would have mentioned any crime sprees perpetrated by men wearing tights.

@jesschatham I'm beginning to suspect as much. @harrydresden @HarriedWizard

What did @harrydresden or @HarriedWizard break this time?

I leave for a few months and this universe collides with a parallel universe.

@harrydresden I've noticed the increase in activity lately. It's problematic.

Interesting that I'm still getting #ff recommendations sometimes when I've been too busy to really be here. Seems @harrydresden has been too

@harrydresden We're outside. Lower your wards & warn your cat.

@harrydresden *dials the number and waits for him to pick up*

@harrydresden We'll be there when we're there. Is there anything else?

@harrydresden Where are we meeting, when, and how dangerous is this going to be?

@harrydresden *after a short silence* This does -not- sound like something you should be dragging her into off the record.

@harrydresden Yes, alright. Booking a flight out as we speak. Don't turn this into another incident like the duel.

@harrydresden You need to borrow Ivy and a piece of Mordite. *doesn't like the sound of it* Speak to her about it. *passes Ivy the phone*

@harrydresden *answers the phone while juggling several DVDs and a tray of food* /Yes/? *checks the caller ID* Dresden…?