Jared Kincaid

Good morning. Wonder who is in need of my services today?

@HarriedWizard @Zelgadas @jmstar It says you really don't get the whole "Knight of Winter" thing...

Yes, I blew up a building. No, I didn't do it by accident. Sometimes you're given a target that needs to have a building dropped on it...

@PadawanMolly Although, with his new employer, he might actually be able to afford a ticket to the game next year.

@HarriedWizard @GeekyGeekyWays Dude, nobody shadows you. Tuck in your shirt, by the way.

@Karrin_Murphy @HarriedWizard You can come and watch it too. If you ask real nice.

@HarriedWizard Done. He's in Rome now anyway, last I checked.

@HarriedWizard Look, I know I'm supposed to be all grim and aloof and badass...but this needs to happen. Soon. #snowsplosion

@Ruaidh @IronDruid2100 Sometimes. They're both not bad. Most times I prefer the payment.

@HarriedWizard I wouldn't put it past you to try, of course. I never have seen a 'snowsplosion' before.

@IronDruid2100 Neither did I. Neither did I...

@HarriedWizard You can't burn down buildings with ice, after all.

@IronDruid2100 Don't take it personal. Just make it easy and send your forwarding address.

@Karrin_Murphy @JaredKincaid Dresden has his share of contracts too. And both involve blood. Though he tends to sign the contracts with it..

@HarriedWizard @BobLeSkull @IronDruid2100 You could avoid making a 'hammer-time' reference if in the presence of the Thunderer? #doubtful

@brownnotred I could certainly delete you, if you'd like. I seem to be running a special on self-deletions.

@HarriedWizard Go eat. Wise-assery resumes at sundown.

@PadawanMolly Except when I use real battleships. Ah...good times.

@HarriedWizard Dresden. I hope you don't expect me to start calling you 'Sir Knight'. Other than the occasional 'Brave Sir Robin' reference.

If you were curious...no, I never miss. And no, you won't see it coming.