Bombi

When he says he wants you to give him head...

@aylacroft Same. I'm so over it. But too disabled to be stood up that long now. I might just wait for redundancy at this point. Or transfer down 3 pay grades and work in the call centre.

Ngl it feel like I dont fit in any scene in tech & the urge to go back to bartending is strong. I hate this feeling.

@mancunianmedic Unfortunately it's Cadburys and their chocolate is kinda trash these days

"Cadbury's are too captured by woke nonsense to use the word Easter on boxes for chocolate eggs"

@FeiKhal Omg you're in NY? I glanced your location and assumed it was scandi 🤣

@Bombilly_ Oh to have real healthcare

Looking at getting a new office chair. Anyone familiar with hbada(E3 Pro), Hinomi (H2 or X2), Elabest (X100) or Branch(Ergo Pro Mesh)?

@feelingsplain Adapt and overcome 🤣

Came Wetherspoons for my breakfast and someone's charging their phone off the coffee machine. Absolutely outrageous man

@astrojoe001 @r0ktech Unfortunately the daily goose stand up is real. But also fundamental to their success [survival. It's the feeding. You go out and feed them lol]

@r0ktech Bet they don't get quarterly performance reviews no more. Bet they don't have quarterly goose KPIs that need to be met. Bet they don't have daily goose stand ups. Bet they don't have goose policies to fill out. Bet they don't have regular goose farming certifications to take.

Bro resigned from Microsoft after 22 years, just to become a farmer. 😭

@r0ktech I have a software engineer who bought a farm in 2020 and she's still with us for now... This is a real IT - farmer pipeline

@anvixox 4 days of cramps in one hour? FML can I get fentanyl to get through it??

why can’t periods just last for an hour? like you made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

@heavensbvnny He dead names his kid, we dead name his app. Simples.

plz can we all collectively agree we are still calling it twitter cause wtf is x

@Nooor_Khan021 Both are cool, it just depends on if you're an inside or outside person lol I like dogs, I love dating hi to them but I don't want one... I have 2 cats and they're cool as hell, one likes to chill in the garden with me and the other loves staying inside. Glad you found a cool cat

I was so wrong, cats are cool. I’ve always been a proud “dogs are better than cats” guy. But my dog is an old man now and I wanted to get a pet to soften the blow a little when he passes. Started considering cats when I realized I didn’t really have a good reason not to like them. I started browsing shelters and after a few visits met a grumpy 3 year old cat that had been at the shelter 3 months. He immediately started purring around me and the staff said they hadn’t seen him taken to anyone like that. I adopted him on the spot and he’s been with me for 4 months now, and has completely proven me wrong about cats. He is the coolest little dude around and makes me happy every day. Never been so glad to be wrong! Here’s my boy Bazzi

@ma1ybe People need to learn to mind their business.

let it be some skinny blonde yt girl now all of a sudden it’s trendy bimbo bubblegum pink y2k aesthetic

Nobody tells you that one of the biggest sources of adult anxiety is calling in sick when you’re actually sick.

@SH_92_x Literally just logged in to book an annual leave day 😭 I've done something to my shoulder and have a drs appt and everything

@_sysengineer The better you nurture them, the faster they grow!

Can’t believe he is walking this good already 😭😭😭😭 where did my baby go

@AuntCunt Omg 💀 that's evil

@Bombilly_ I once got my nephew this ‘bush tucker trial’ chocolates. They were normal except one had offal in.. guess who got that one! I almost puked my guts oot

People that talk shit on haggis usually haven’t even tried it and are absolute pussies while missing oot on something that’s actually very nice

@SteCK1878 @dave24144975 I know my 2 guys and the lady who sometimes covers their route... They've been in the area over 10 years. But we've had a new guy this week 😒 new guy has big shoes to fill

@dave24144975 I remember when everybody knew the local Postie and he was respected hugely. A valuable member of the community and trusted by everybody. 🫤

Well done, Royal Mail—parcel received. And please, by all means, pop back for the rest of my garden ornaments whenever you fancy, you twat.

@Bob_Kelso_MD Oh yikes 🤣

I let my personality out during a meeting this week by accident and I was mad the people on the call who would normally laugh kept silent and made it awkward. Don’t make dark humor jokes with upper leadership - noted 😅😒

@Bob_Kelso_MD @AGJamesUthmeier Just right now? At least for the last 10 years 🤣

@Bombilly_ @AGJamesUthmeier That meteor that the dinosaurs got, is looking good right about now

Child predators should have no safe haven, which is why we launched an investigation into Discord.

@CumberdickB I got a 2 for 1 on one of my kidneys 🤣

Petrol prices going up…