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@Ye_Olde_Friars hi, why am I being hassled (I’ve had two of these emails now) to buy the item in my basket… the item that I, in fact, have already bought?! There is nothing in my basket, so why does your system think there is? Please fix this bug.

@AngelaRoquet Thanks, I just found it :) I appreciate you checking things out and getting back to me (I’ve always had the best timing! /s 😂)

@Boneist kobo.com/ebook/death-wi…

@AngelaRoquet hi, I’m just wondering if you know why Death Wish doesn’t appear as an ebook in Kobo (either in the UK or US stores), although it’s there as an audiobook, plus all the other Lana Harvey books are present? Seems like it’s been accidentally missed out 😔

@thestorygraph The one bit of information I forgot to supply 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ sorry! Thanks for taking the time to look into the issue, and apologies for wasting your time unnecessarily!

@Boneist Ahhh, then it won't work. You have to wait until your trial is over! I should have figured out earlier that's what was going on. If you really want to skip your trial, then email us at support@thestorygraph.com.

@thestorygraph hi, sorry if this is the wrong place, but I’ve signed up for the free trial of TSG+ and I can’t vote or comment on other people’s ideas in the roadmap. I noticed it had the login/signup link, but clicking on that takes me to a page saying plus is already active

@thestorygraph And yes, I’m on the free trial, but I don’t see any option to pay up

@Boneist Can you DM me to continue the conversation please? Just checking you're not on the free trial only, actually?

@thestorygraph You should be able to DM me now :)

@thestorygraph I signed in, and whilst it signed me into app, roadmap remains stubbornly aloof 😫

@thestorygraph Ok, I cleared the website data for thestorygraph.com (pic 1), logged out of the app (pic 2), closed all TSG pages I had open in safari, launched a new page, went to roadmap.thestorygraph.com, clicked on Login/Signup, and back to the you-need-to-be-plus page (pic 3) 😔

@thestorygraph I get taken to the page (the second image in my original tweet) saying “We're sorry! Only users with an active subscription to our Plus plan can vote or comment on the roadmap.” and at the same time the buttons say “Plus activated”.

@Boneist What happens when you click "Login/Signup" on roadmap.thestorygraph.com from your browser?

@thestorygraph I also tried launching roadmap from the same page I was logged into TSG, but still the same. Weird! I can’t think of anything else to try on my end, but am happy to try if you can think of anything I’ve missed! Usually clearing the cache does the trick, but not this time! 😔

@thestorygraph I closed all open TSG pages, cleared the website data from safari, then went to safari and launched app.thestorygraph.com and logged in. Then I opened a second page and launched roadmap.thestorygraph.com. Same thing: login/signup still present, still can’t vote on things :(

@thestorygraph fyi, this is via the web on my iPhone, since I can’t get to the roadmap via the app at the moment.

@joelgarry Someone at work told me about that film, and I wish they hadn’t… it gave me far too many ideas whenever the trumpets started getting too uppity! 😂

@Boneist @MrAlanSpencer No. [looks at Wikipedia] lol

Jim Abrahams and I wrote a pilot for ABC in 2006 which the network admitted was hilarious, but still passed. It was a sendup of forensic crime dramas. In the first episode, people kept hearing a horrific sound before finding a victim. Turned out the murder weapon was a trombone.

@MrAlanSpencer Oh, I was responding to my friend; hadn’t realised you were included in my response, sorry! Also, I wasn’t bring sarky or owt; I was just like, “ooh, that reminds me… there’s this film!” (which, admittedly, I haven’t seen…)

@Boneist You've heard of "parodies," right?

@joelgarry @MrAlanSpencer You’ve heard of “The Town That Dreaded Sundown”, right? 😁

@MrAlanSpencer @boneist

@simonmayo Woo! His story started off nigh on identical to the confessee’s, but his went from “and we put it on our pen nibs to make them crackle whilst writing” to “one day a blob of it hit the floor… and a few minutes later, the lecturer stepped on it…” 🫣😂 (No feet were injured!)

@simonmayo I just caught up with the Very Dangerous Substance Number One episode… would that be nitrogen triiodide by any chance? That story sounded eerily similar to tales my dad would tell about his time as a chemistry undergrad! He never would tell me how to make it…😂

@Morrisons hi, I don’t know if this is endemic across all your stores, or just your Wellington, Telford branch, but your tiger baguettes are the worst ones I’ve ever come across - by a country mile! Overly dense, doughy, and so, so greasy! Yuck!

@cineworld hi, I just booked tickets at the wrong cinema, for 11:30am. Is there anything I can do to get them refunded, please? I don’t have the option via my account (probably because it’s within 2 hours of the showing 😞🙄)