Norman Conquest

@scottygb Maybe the Beeb could stick 15 Storeys High back on their comedy section on iplayer for the too many who missed it the first time?

@SueZieCue It's Arrested Development.

Trump for Nobel is like Mother Teresa wanted for crimes against humanity.

@RonSexsmith I'm a huge fan, I remember hearing of you on a Jonathan Ross breakfast show in the UK decades ago. You have always comes across as as good person.

@RonSexsmith @RonSexsmith Hi Ron, I'm one of your biggest fans, I love your music but I am now leaving this shit hole of a platform known now as X. I wish you peace and love and love to Canada.

@Markfry809 Trump and Vance are fucking cunts. I've had enough of this shit. Yanks should be ashamed. Bullying cunts.

Trump to Zelenskyy…. “you are gambling with world war 3” ….fuck I hate this orange motherfucker with the heat of a billion suns…..

@Inevitablewest What's with the shit music?

300,000 British protesters just conquered central London. I don’t think arresting Tommy Robinson had the effect they were hoping for…

@Trump_Vance @realDonaldTrump If you think that, you are nuts.

@BongoDawson @realDonaldTrump 🙄 But you’re right — at last human beings in Ukraine and Russia will stop needlessly dying

I was in Las Vegas this evening with a message of hope for all Americans—With your vote in this election, I WILL END INFLATION, I WILL STOP THE INVASION, and I WILL BRING BACK THE AMERICAN DREAM! Together, WE will MAGA!!! Thank you, NEVADA!

@patdoddson @realDonaldTrump How are they cheating?

Mr President you are America’s last hope. In a fair election you win easily. But we know the democrats are cheating. I hope and pray that God leads and guides you every step of the way. That the cheat is overwhelmingly stopped by the votes of the American people. I know that you will be the President of all Americans

@Trump_Vance @realDonaldTrump And don't forget Russia.

@realDonaldTrump With Donald Trump, all of America wins! Let’s go Las Vegas and Nevada! 🇺🇸

@MrJOHNWICK2 @realDonaldTrump What's with the tiny hand?

@realDonaldTrump America loves President TRUMP #Trump2024 🇺🇸 #MAGA 🇺🇸

@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump You don't get a receipt. You can't send him back.

@realDonaldTrump America wants Trump!!!

@ProjectLincoln Dad's really fucking old and creepy and can fuck right off, Yuh weirdo satsuma comb over.

Tucker thinks daddy government needs to come in and control your life, because you’re not capable of making your own decisions. If you’re a coward like Tucker you might love iron-fisted tyrants like Putin and Trump, but here in America we don’t lick anyone’s boots.

@stuf94170 Mugga.

I just voted for Daddy Trump!!

@DaftLimmy Word.

Nah, you know what? I think I'm finished with this place. Peace.

@RealTimVine Possibly a certain Mr Yokohama Tyres, maybe?

Does anyone know whose signature this is? I presume a former Chelsea player but maybe not.

@paulusmallus @chrisshipitv Prisoner Cell Block H theme song is the best ever. Followed by the Littlest Hobo. Just let that sink in....

@chrisshipitv Chris is doing sterling work here trying to make the visit sound important.

An Australian King has landed in Australia for the first time. King Charles becomes only the second monarch since settlers arrived in 1788, to arrive on Australian soil. His plane has just landed at a damp Sydney airport 🇦🇺 #royalvisitaustralia

@chrisshipitv Crowded House springs to mind...

@RealTimVine Obvs.

@BongoDawson Yes. All of them working as a team. Culp in charge obvs.

My order of preference would have been Eddie Howe, Harry Redknapp, Frankie Lampard, Neil Warnock. But if it’s got to be foreign coach I like Tuchel. In fact I seem to remember my favourite Mister Men book was Mr. Tuchel.

@DTM_Woodworks I call him the easy peeler.

@lisa_liberal He's knocking on the White Houses door, and they have an Amazon door bell.

#TraitorTrump Trump is big mad at Kamala for doing interviews, that he himself DECLINED to do. He also backed out of the second debate with her. Donald Trump KNOWS he’s losing, and I can’t get enough of it.