bonjela papi 💛

I'm on twitter for being a silly little guy, I try to keep my politics and all that separate for the most part, but if you don't believe in trans rights, a compassionate approach to immigration, and a state that supports people in need, instead of punishing them, kindly fuck off

@jimb0_12 Just a shame about everything else about him

@iggigg I had a week off school ill when I was like 10 and became soulbound to Dr Carter in ways I still can't describe. The number one of all number ones

@mcandidate By who??

@sophiefernley Get in the sea (positive)

@arcuaria Tradwife worthy!!

Buttered toast & strawberry jam cookies 🍞🍓🍪

Lorde and Addison Rae playing chess.

Christ almighty the first day of hayfever hits like a train

Might get a dodgy firestick

@volvicstorm98 Seeing this gif in the big 2026 causes me immense psychic damage

Come onnnnnn dawg

Irish Zionism

They just created a million Marty Mausers.

Ok sue ryder tits

@arcuaria Gorgeous legend!

Off t’pub part II

We're carefree, but troubles looming

Somehow I'm in the town of Rugby on six nations day. What have I done

@arcuaria Ah we've all been there, you could make a novel out of my 'one last text's. Look after yourself gorgeous 🩷🩷

@BonjelaPapi I have zero dignity left at this stage so it probably wouldn’t have helped anyway tbf

What if I sent him one more very long text. Surely that’s the one that will change his mind. I am very emotionally stable & also normal & easy to love.

@arcuaria Noooooo omg

@BonjelaPapi Where were you 46 minutes ago

@grnghoultaketwo Do you mean the word milquetoast? I am so white

@elseanawy Foul temptress thou art too late

@BonjelaPapi That third would be really good though

Doing the hardest thing in the world rn (having two pints and then saying no to a third)