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@SkyNewsAust Lol. The LNP already did that when they were in power. And its all being exported overseas. SkyNews is actually relying on people having short attention spans & even shorter memories.

Opposition leader Angus Taylor wants Australia to expand oil and gas production as low reserves and import reliance expose the country to fuel shortages. skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@strangerous10 @LavertonHenry We live in a world where the most likely outcome is that Bridget's claim will be reported as "fact".

Tony Sheldon unloads on Bridget McKenzie’s “pile of absolute rubbish” after claims the FW amendment to Fairer Fuel Bill covers just ‘50%’ of workers, which the LNP is voting against. “Truth plucked out of thin air, and you know where it should be put”🔥 #auspol

@BSmithBenS Up there with "the vaxxeen made me magnetic". Something so obviously made up is guaranteed to be a hit amongst people afflicted with blue tick fever. Stand by for Jacqui's inevitable paranoiac "say hello if you're still able to see my posts".

Has she tried cattle dewormer 🤷 Filed in shite that never happened, sub category 2562.

@BSmithBenS Seems like a distorted form of childhood regression. Wishing for something that only existed within the confines of his own head is not healthy ... but then "not healthy" is a specialty of sorts for that howler.

Reality still exists Dave, You’ve just detached yourself from it.

@TheKennyDevine Another "fact", brought to you by man-who-doesn't-read.

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@6NewsAU @DaisyIsStarDust I remember the Blue Tick Twitterati (along with certain media outlets) claiming she had H-YUGE support from locals before the last election. The reality is she's not even popular with party members.

#BREAKING 🚨 Victorian Liberal MP Moira Deeming has lost preselection for the Western Metropolitan Region, with moderate-backed Dinesh Gourisetty defeating her for the upper house seat's top spot at the upcoming state election

@MikeCarlton01 @elizaandmoggy Everything is coming up Trump. We can smell it from here. Religious hardliners & the RG are in an even stronger position in Iran now. The only good thing to come out of this is the clarity people have gained about which way the future lies for energy.

I imagine that Vladimir Putin gets a daily translation of Trump’s latest piece of idiocy…and laughs his head off.

@_johnbye "After thorough independent study ...", ie after a bout of particularly nasty gastro when said "study" was conducted while perched on the porcelain throne.

Kirk Moore is the latest quack to withdraw his name from the Great Barrington Declaration because he's so far down the rabbit hole he no longer believes the pandemic happened. Moore's the doctor who gave kids saline shots because their parents didn't want them to get vaccinated.

@TMFScottP @jmil400 These are the people who fought EV subsidies & fuel efficiency standards. Fuelling your economy with a commodity with a long history of price shocks extracted from unstable geopolitical regions is exactly as stupid as it sounds.

This is a nonsense. Discounting a supply-constrained good is economic madness and will only make supply more precarious.

@TheNoisyTrunk If we know anything about Pauline, it isn't hard to imagine the person controlling the website has a wad of unpaid invoices & is refusing to update the site or hand over the passwords.

More in our series of “One Nation is incompetent” (see prior: x.com/TheNoisyTrunk/…) As of 26 March 2026, the One Nation (South Australia) website still states: “In 2017 One Nation returned to parliament with the election of Mirani MP, Stephen Andrew. Today we are very active in South Australia as we execute on Pauline’s vision.” This statement is factually correct in a historical sense — Stephen Andrew was elected in Queensland in 2017. However, what the page does not mention is that he resigned from Pauline Hanson's One Nation in 2024. Without that context, the statement may give readers an outdated or incomplete impression of the party’s current representation. There are a couple of reasonable interpretations: ⛐ The page has not been updated to reflect more recent developments, or ⛐ The wording has been left as-is without additional context, despite those developments. In either case, the result is the same: The website presents information that does not fully reflect the party’s current position. For a political party seeking public trust, maintaining accurate and up-to-date information is a basic expectation. More to come. How many elected MPs have left One Nation? It might surprise you.

@BSmithBenS It couldn't possibly be Spring allergies? Although I wouldn't rule out double-barrel pinkeye since they sound like someone who isn't averse to taking a dump in the nearest bush whenever the need arises. The mucky bugger.

“Chemtrails gave me blood red eyes” 😂So you’re ruling out the bongs you smoked Chuck.

@BSmithBenS That's the naturopathy business model in a nutshell. No-one should be surprised that there are people gullible enough to hand these crooks their money.

Antivax organisation takes only unvaccinated blood to analyse and charges customer. Tells the gullible customer their blood is contaminated with Covid vaccines via shedding. Sells gullible customer detox plan. Gullible whoppers are getting rinsed. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Gmac151954601G @aaronsmith EV owners are laughing at these clowns.

@aaronsmith How is net zero working out for you ? Oh , and the rest of the world? Imbecile

Nothing says ‘ready to govern’ like solemnly fondling a bowser beside a car covered in derangement.

@aaronsmith @jmil400 These are the same recycled leftovers who've vigorously fought support for EVs. Running your economy on commodities imported from the world's most geopolitically unstable regions is just as stupid as it sounds, now that there are alternatives. Bloody fossil fools.

@BSmithBenS @FBScienceSub Some people really are so incurious that they'd never actually bothered looking up before. Now everything that is "up" scares them. Daft AF.

“What is this grey stuff coming down” 😂 57 year old woman in Windsor observes rain falling from clouds for the very first time. Ffs Debs.

@BSmithBenS Someone make that lieutenant the chief of airport police, stat. He'd make a better health secretary than the current crazy ballbag, too.

“The lieutenant called community mental health to report me” Lieutenant 👏🏻

@TheKennyDevine Hilarious because the spiraling cost of fossil fuels could've easily been avoided by supporting EV purchases. They keep backing their fossil fool mates who turn around & stab us in the back.

lmao

@QuackDetector Grifters grifting grifters, its nature's way.

Don’t listen to those fake Stella AI scams. Stella has her own scam. #QuackImmanuel

@TheKennyDevine Rehabilitation courtesy of the Mark "Chopper" Read Institute.

Wow.

@JadedJourney @TheKennyDevine The record clearly shows she's against cutting people a break which makes her party's whining about fuel excise an exercise in hypocrisy. As for "communism", the Communist Party rarely gets 0.5% of the vote ... something normal people wouldn't worry about.

@Bonobeau2 @TheKennyDevine Yes. She’s against communism, bludgers and leeches.

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