Udo Banff

@LangmanVince That’s art.

Why do women keep degrading themselves on stage like this?

@TheGriftReport Did she do anything bad too?

🚨 ROYAL NAVY DISGRACE: FEMALE SAILOR, 25, FOUND GUILTY OF GROPING CREW – BRANDED “CANCER ON THE SHIP” AFTER REPEATED SEX ASSAULTS! Able Seaman Sian Dowsett convicted on SIX of seven charges at Bulford court martial for assaults on HMS Dauntless in 2023-2024. She grabbed male shipmates by the crotch and balls, pinched nipples for half an hour while staring them down, slapped female bottoms with force and caressed one Petty Officer’s breasts while purring “do you like that baby girl?” Victims: two men, two women. One male sailor: “She is a bit of a cancer on the ship… affected the ship very negatively.” Prosecutors: she targeted new female joiners and males she thought wouldn’t complain. Sentencing later.

@PollSter_Mike1 Hell Drivers

Can you name ONE movie for Sean Connery that is NOT Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989, The Rock 1996, or James Bond Franchise'?

@sailor_rog19339 @WorldByWolf Where do you think American aircraft are flying from tonight bozo? Falklands, NORAID both examples where America were a direct threat to UK interests but we didn’t go crying on TV. Stop being pathetic.

The justification for NATO ended in 1991 when the USSR collapsed. Military alliances are not "Forever" alliances. Military Alliances are earned, validated and reaffirmed crisis by crisis. By denying America the use of American Planes and Ships stationed on Joint US-British bases, in the Iran War, Britain failed to validate nor reaffirm the current military alliance. Same circumstances are present with the majority of NATO countries. Therefore, the ROI (Return on Investment) of $30 billion (€26 Billion) annual maintenance of NATO bases is no longer a viable expenditure for America. I expect to see President Trump to withdraw from NATO within 90 days of the Iran war ending.

When Trump says the US always comes to Britain and NATO’s rescue but never vice versa what is he referring to? Because 1,148 non-US troops died in Afghanistan including 457 Brits. In Iraq 318 non-US troops died including 179 Brits. To this day British forces are stationed across the Middle East going on daily high risk missions. This is the tired old American mentality that the US saved Britain in WW1 and WW2 when really the British suffered 8x the deaths in WW1 and more deaths than the US suffered in WW2. Not to mention that the US joined WW1 nearly 3 years into the war and WW2 over 2 years into the war so our boys fought alone as the US watched on for half a decade across both wars. So quite frankly the Americans who spout this nonsense can go fuck themselves.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Protect your brother

@LazaruPro Winter?

Welcome the warmth this winter. Touchscreen-compatible gloves that are waterproof, windproof, and designed for a perfect, cozy fit.

@MbarkCherguia Can someone tell him about girls please?

What do you call this?

@higgyboson 20% vat Europe is 10% Government greed. But at least they aren’t wasting the taxes they demand.

Me and Mrs Higgy occasionally like to go out for a cooked breakfast (usually the local golf club or (believe it or not) bike shop), a lunchtime snack, (garden centre, cafe in a park etc) or an evening meal at various local pubs/restaurants. We like to support local businesses. But all these things have become increasingly expensive over the past couple of years. Paying £11 for a tea, coffee and single slice of cake is ridiculous. A sausage sandwich now costs £7.50. A burger from a van is £5.50. £5.50 for a 30p burger in a 20p bread roll is nuts. A very simple one course evening meal with a drink each costs at least £45.00. So we've decided to stop doing it. We live in a great part of the country so we'll still go out, but with a picnic and a flask of Earl Grey. I'm self employed and Mrs Higgy is a retired NHS Staff Nurse. We have no mortgage or rent to pay so we should be out and about frequenting these places on a regular basis but the truth is - We REALLY begrudge paying the prices. We can't be alone. I have no idea how normal families on average incomes can afford to eat out at the moment with EVERYTHING going up in price. I can see the almost total collapse of the hospitality sector in the not too distant future. I'll be as guilty as all the millions of others scaling back on their patronage of pubs and restaurants etc but I've been pushed too far and I'm not playing this game any more.

@real_lord_miles Go home then.

I’ve landed in Berlin for a meeting and damn is it ugly, some of the worst architecture I’ve ever seen. This is a deliberate act of oppression from the government to restrict the empowerment of 1930s /40s Germany

@BenjaminDEKR @premierinn is automatic.

What is the point of hotel check-in desk people anymore? Why isn't this 100% automated? Verify your ID, pay, get entry code. Why are humans still doing this?

@calvinrobinson Says the dude doing the Nazi salute on his profile pic.

The death knell has been rung for the Church of England. x.com/i/status/20368…

@DaleVince @KemiBadenoch It’s about availability of supply.

.@KemiBadenoch displays her total lack of understanding of the energy sector. She argues for more drilling in the North Sea to protect us from this energy crisis - seemingly oblivious to two very important facts. The first is we don't set the price of our north sea oil and gas - we let global markets do that. So in a crisis where global prices sky rocket, how can the answer can be to produce more globally priced oil here - it’s (energy market) illiterate to say so. The answer is to take control of our own energy pricing, starting with our own North Sea, as we have already with retail energy bills. Impose a price and profit cap. If we do this as part of an entire sector move - capping all wholesale prices, then we can combat this crisis and those that are coming next. The second very important fact Kemi seems unaware of is that it will take up to five years to produce anything new from our North Sea. So even if that could help us, it can’t help us with anything soon. And it won’t help us for long because our North Sea is all but empty, there’s 10% left. Our North Sea has been in decline for 30 years, shedding jobs and production capacity - because it’s running out - this has been going on for far longer than green energy has been a thing - to blame green energy for the decline of the North Sea is ignorant (of the facts). And Global markets have been filling the gap between what we make and what we use for decades now - Kemi seems not to know this either. As for energy bills, Badenoch seems unaware that the ‘green taxes’ we have on our energy bills were added by previous Tory governments. She seems also unaware that we spend vast sums subsiding fossils fuels - £17 billion a year at the last count. She operates in a fantasy environment, or would have us do - where green taxes have ruined the country and our oil and gas industry and all we need to do is drill more - it’s delusional. It’s straight out of the mouth of Trump.

Nobody else in British politics can pull off this level of aura 🇬🇧

@Green_k100 Life

What is it called when u cant take it anymore but u still go on ?

@GiantKiller_JB @dom_lucre But the first person after the resurrection…?

@dom_lucre In the bible, God never once talked to a woman :/

🔥🚨BREAKING: Dame Sarah Mullally just got officially "enthroned" as the Archbishop of Canterbury, becoming the first woman to become the head of the Church of England in 1,400 years.

@TrumpsHurricane Give it to my wife for Christmas.

If a copy of the Koran is delivered to your mailbox... What do you do with it ??

@storm1news Peel him.

Raise your hand ✋️ if you think this 23 yr old punk Kamel Hawkins should spend the rest of his life in prison for pushing this 45 yr old man in front of an incoming train in (NYC)

@Alisha26221 243

Looks simple.... But it's not , what comes next?🤔

@Arden_2210 45

Most people say 13 But that’s not correct If you solve this, your brain is sharp 🔥

@ThrillaRilla369 God yeah!!

Did you ever get hit by a teacher as a kid?