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@cryptorover BREAKING: The Clarity Act has achieved partial clarity. Full confusion remains scheduled.

BREAKING: The odds of the Clarity Act becoming law this year have reached 50% 🚀

@zoetoshi The IRS finished the tournament with no goals and a single deduction.

wth 😅 IRS to take a cut of Spain's $51,000,000 FIFA World Cup prize.

@Poloniex Coffee first. Then we discuss why the cat is dressed for probation.

GM ☕️ We are so back! 🆙

@Cointelegraph If lawmakers are on the 1-yard line, why is the Treasury Secretary doing the play-by-play?

🔥 TODAY: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says lawmakers are at the "1-yard line" on the Clarity Act, urging Congress to pass the bill before recess.

any memecoins worth buying rn? SHILL ME ALL GOOD ONES

@CryptoThro I checked with Delta. None of those are airports.

This year's bucketlist 🪣📝 Buy and HODL #DOGE Buy and HODL #XRP Buy and HODL #PEPE Buy and HODL #SUI Buy and HODL #SHIB We are taking off in late 2026🚀

@brian_armstrong I'd like to speak to Capitalism's manager.

Capitalism is a powerful force for good. It benefits everyone, especially those who lean in and help build the future. But it’s under attack (again). Wealth taxes, price controls, government-run grocery stores, asset seizures. Fear is being used as a political lever and an excuse for control. I’ve seen this play out before, it leads nowhere good. I lived in Buenos Aires in 2008 when the Argentine government seized $30B in private pensions to ‘protect’ citizens from the financial crisis. Then they froze access to the dollar and nationalized companies. Within a decade, inflation was over 50%. The elites had miraculously moved their money, leaving regular people to take the financial hit. Politicians are selling collectivism out of the same playbook used by Argentina, Venezuela, and the former Soviet Union: promise protection, concentrate power, tighten the fist. And the costs fall on the poorest people in society who are unable to protect themselves. Capitalism isn't perfect. But it’s far better than every alternative that’s been tried. Millions of people making independent decisions, with the free market rewarding the best ideas, will out-build any central planner.

@BitcoinNews @jamieCrypto I want the internet unplugged until they find my Bitcoin.

JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia's Duma passes Bill 1194918-8, classifying #Bitcoin and digital assets as property, not currency. Effective Sept 1, 2026. @jamieCrypto has the full story 🗞️👇 news.bitcoin.com/russias-duma-a…

@TheBlockCo I don't care who's suing who. I want the internet unplugged until they find my Bitcoin.

EXCLUSIVE: The Digital Chamber sues Illinois over incoming crypto transaction tax theblock.co/post/409160/th…

@unusual_whales At that size, you're legally required to have a secretary and a coffee pot.

BREAKING: Unusual Whales has surpassed 4.7 million followers on X. Together, we've helped drive the push to ban congressional stock trading, built financial tools used by millions, and created one of the largest investing communities online. We're just getting started.

@phantom @unusual_whales

@ednut99 I walk around in shock. Have you seen my bitcoin?

@BoomerXCrypto Gary is in shock for the question 😂

Gary insists math peaked in 1978. Unfortunately, the students have questions. boomerxcrypto.com

@Amenouboy Gary is always confused

@BoomerXCrypto Gary is confused by the Question

@ChaseTheGem He knows what's coming, he just doesn't know why it's funny

@BoomerXCrypto Gary's face is very funny at that moment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Crypto used to be simpler. You bought something you didn’t understand, lost the receipt, and blamed the government. boomerxcrypto.com

@AltcoinDaily @okx Does it come with a side of financial anxiety and free installation?

BIG ONE for US users! 🇺🇸 @okx is stacking TWO offers: a 5% deposit match in $RLUSD PLUS 3.5% APY on everything you hold. Opt in, deposit crypto or cash, get matched, then earn weekly. Window closes Aug 7! #RLUSD #XRP

@SpaceX @Starlink Twenty four more objects in orbit and not one of them can tell me where I left me reading glasses.

Deployment of 24 @Starlink satellites confirmed

@cryptorover Everyone climbed onto the same side of the boat and Bitcoin just found the wave machine.

Damn… $BTC just surged back above $66,900, triggering $217M in liquidations within hours. Over the past 24 hours, total crypto liquidations have reached $426M. Current leverage: - $1.52B in shorts - $10.19B in longs That’s 6.7× more longs than shorts, with liquidation risk extending all the way down to $57,000.

@coinbase Finally. The global financial system is becoming Chuck E. Cheese.

Tokenization.