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Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Aralık 2020
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Mkulima🐓@BoomiMetro·
3 1/2 months, kienyeji. Wacha tuone venye kutaenda.
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Mkulima🐓@BoomiMetro·
@KibetBrima Dig deeper in the logistics: fertilizer, pesticides, transport or any other expenses.
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Mkulima🐓@BoomiMetro·
@0chibo_ This is one of the reasons I will never go to freely donate my blood. They sell it to those that need it, they pay me for giving it out.
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ㄖchibo@0chibo_·
Hii hamjui: 70-80% of blood in Kenyan hospitals is NOT voluntary donation. "hatutaoperate mpaka mtu adonate." The "voluntary blood drive" model ni stori tu. The system runs on family panic.
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Oluwatimileyin✨🦋@Timmysofine·
Guys, I’ve just learned that cockroaches run towards us when they feel threatened because they want us to protect them.
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Κάραν Σίγγ@firstkaransingh·
@InsideLucysHead Genghis Khan killer of millions - war criminal. Julius Caesar killer of millions - hero saviour of roman empire
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🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭©
Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners... Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic Genghis decides to play a game.. He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down their pants.. He then instructed one of the wives of the men to be blindfolded and she should recognize her husband after examining the penis of the men standing in the line.. If she points to a wrong man,then she and her husband will be executed. The first woman nervously stepped out and she kept touching the penises until she found her husbands and declared it. Genghis was disappointed that she succeeded. Then the second woman came forward. She was so nervous that she kept touching each penis for a long time and kept thinking for a while before rejecting them. She too recognized her husband's penis. Now Genghis got really pissed. So he decided to stand in the line posing as a villager to confuse them. The third woman started. She hardly took more than few seconds for each penis while thinking out loud "Not him" "Not him either".. This continued until she touched Genghis's penis. She stopped for a while and thought really hard "Not from our village" she muttered and moved on...
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SinCara♡
SinCara♡@dombwosque24823·
Wandayi’s humiliator has folded even before 24hours could lapse tutawaitoboa kweli?
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Yoko@Kibet_bull·
When they want votes vs after being voted for.
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davy@MapuaRuto·
@Briankariu @BoomiMetro "i think you are mentally stunted at best and retarded ar worst"
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Arl@arllannh·
@BoomiMetro Kila Fri nitakua naconfess
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Arl@arllannh·
Hii unaframe kwa wall ya nyumba yako but time wageni wa home wanakuja inabidi umeitoa
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Mkulima🐓@BoomiMetro·
@ignyharaz2 If you haven't noticed when we unite, ndio GBV cases zinatokea, tribalism claims rise. Vita tunaanza kupigana wenyewe.
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Ignatius@ignyharaz2·
Leo maybe we'll see another demo asking for a reduction in fuel prices and cost of living but as a brother, I may not support what happened yesterday. Unless it's scripted, no one should die, no vehicles should be burned and no person should be beaten. Some people aren't aware, others have an emergency to respond, savings lives, others are fully in support of our moves, a small difference in takes or ignorance should not be served by burning vehicles. I'd advise mkishika yeye, just punish him in a funny and enjoyable way kama yule jamaa wa grader who was forced to lima njia. Listen to him, ask him to go back or park and join you. Polisi pia kujeni na akili. Meanwhile #RejectFuelPrice
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Mkulima🐓@BoomiMetro·
Who else thinks Mbadi was a bad man for the job? Huyu jamaa akona fuck up after fuck up man. You either have working solutions or excuses. Atleast you can see inclusivity at work.
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