Mkulima🐓

3 1/2 months, kienyeji. Wacha tuone venye kutaenda.

Maybe because there's no adultery flag flying at the public elementary school by my house.

@KibetBrima Dig deeper in the logistics: fertilizer, pesticides, transport or any other expenses.

Coffee farming all the way. One tree of a Coffee costs 30 bob on subsidy.Plant 1500 Seedling and wait for 2 years for maturity. 1 tree produces approximately 3 Kgs of Coffee.1500 trees × 3 Kgs that is 4,500Kgs. A kilo of coffee retails at 1200Ksh per kg.1200×4500= 5.4M per year.

Mara middle class Mara millenials Mara tribe Mara gender Don’t you all see how these categories are used to divide us & block a united push?

@0chibo_ This is one of the reasons I will never go to freely donate my blood. They sell it to those that need it, they pay me for giving it out.

Hii hamjui: 70-80% of blood in Kenyan hospitals is NOT voluntary donation. "hatutaoperate mpaka mtu adonate." The "voluntary blood drive" model ni stori tu. The system runs on family panic.

@Timmysofine I just showed up bro, I am the threat!

Guys, I’ve just learned that cockroaches run towards us when they feel threatened because they want us to protect them.

@firstkaransingh @InsideLucysHead Optics

@InsideLucysHead Genghis Khan killer of millions - war criminal. Julius Caesar killer of millions - hero saviour of roman empire

Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners... Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic Genghis decides to play a game.. He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down their pants.. He then instructed one of the wives of the men to be blindfolded and she should recognize her husband after examining the penis of the men standing in the line.. If she points to a wrong man,then she and her husband will be executed. The first woman nervously stepped out and she kept touching the penises until she found her husbands and declared it. Genghis was disappointed that she succeeded. Then the second woman came forward. She was so nervous that she kept touching each penis for a long time and kept thinking for a while before rejecting them. She too recognized her husband's penis. Now Genghis got really pissed. So he decided to stand in the line posing as a villager to confuse them. The third woman started. She hardly took more than few seconds for each penis while thinking out loud "Not him" "Not him either".. This continued until she touched Genghis's penis. She stopped for a while and thought really hard "Not from our village" she muttered and moved on...

Azerbaijan has a GDP of $76 Billion. Kenya has a GDP of $143 Billion. Nani alituroga aki

Years ago, someone said that feminists view boys as defective girls. I've yet to hear a more succinct description of this problem than that.

This is so misogynistic. Women are free to pursue careers in any fields they desire

I’m not gonna lie. It’s so much easier to leave your home than it is to get y’all to leave ours 😭

Hizi AI tattoos zimejaa kila mahali, if you guys ever watch these youths kwa hizo nyota launches za Ruto ndio mtajua kwa ground mambo ni different. Kumewaka walai!

@dombwosque24823 Ni mbaya.

Wandayi’s humiliator has folded even before 24hours could lapse tutawaitoboa kweli?

Difference between character and reputation ndio hii hapa. Just to be straight kuvaa mini si issue, but creating an image that you are a Saint is just shitty.

When they want votes vs after being voted for.

@Briankariu @BoomiMetro "i think you are mentally stunted at best and retarded ar worst"

@arllannh Haha🤝🏾

@BoomiMetro Kila Fri nitakua naconfess

Hii unaframe kwa wall ya nyumba yako but time wageni wa home wanakuja inabidi umeitoa

@ignyharaz2 If you haven't noticed when we unite, ndio GBV cases zinatokea, tribalism claims rise. Vita tunaanza kupigana wenyewe.

Leo maybe we'll see another demo asking for a reduction in fuel prices and cost of living but as a brother, I may not support what happened yesterday. Unless it's scripted, no one should die, no vehicles should be burned and no person should be beaten. Some people aren't aware, others have an emergency to respond, savings lives, others are fully in support of our moves, a small difference in takes or ignorance should not be served by burning vehicles. I'd advise mkishika yeye, just punish him in a funny and enjoyable way kama yule jamaa wa grader who was forced to lima njia. Listen to him, ask him to go back or park and join you. Polisi pia kujeni na akili. Meanwhile #RejectFuelPrice

Who else thinks Mbadi was a bad man for the job? Huyu jamaa akona fuck up after fuck up man. You either have working solutions or excuses. Atleast you can see inclusivity at work.

@arllannh Nitakupoteza.

@BoomiMetro Haha I want to be like you