Booth’s Intern

@ballhazin U gonna do it

Just got word my ex wife is also in orange beach this weekend

Immigration policy where we only let in countries that have discovered at least one element on the periodic table

Teaching my grandma how to pronounce Peter Millar don’t call don’t text I’m fucking #BUSY

@fred_da_pred Down. @ballhazin is too

Lmk if anyone down for beev fantasy football league this year. $50-100 each👍👍

@ballhazin @BradyBeerz Hayes fucking loves gphis

@BradyBeerz @BoothIntern What dealing with Gphis get you in life

Is incentivizing STD testing in a bar that sells food a grey area for the health inspector?

@TheJerryRMander Bros not welcome in the 30 club

Take a guess when I started smoking weed #scoredox

Old fashioneds are getting performative

@RussianArmy_ Good thing Russia’s not a gulf country

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸President Trump says the United States has spent billions protecting the Strait of Hormuz, and has called on the Gulf nations to reimburse America for the cost. 🇷🇺Responding to the remarks, Russian President Vladimir Putin reportedly said, We never asked the United States to go to war with Iran, nor did we ask it to secure the Strait of Hormuz. Therefore, we will not pay America a single penny.

@taufiqzrahim @MarkLevineNYC Deport at illegals getting housing in NYC free or paid. Lower the demand while increasing supply, prices down 👍

@MarkLevineNYC You can clearly solve this and it isn't through an artificial moat of rent-control apartments. Easy rules: 1. Rent increase only permissable every two years 2. Rent increase only permissable if rent below the rental index of n'hood 3. Rent increase only permissable up to 5%

Rents in NYC have just hit an all-time high. Median market rate in June… Manhattan: $5,295/mo (+8.2% year-over-year) Brooklyn: $4,350 (+8.1%) NYC’s housing affordability crisis is at DefCon 1. We need to push harder on every front to address our housing shortage. Update zoning, invest more City $ in affordable units, lower the time & cost City bureaucracy imposes on construction, get 1000s of vacant regulated units back on the market. We need bold action. This is a crisis.

@vulturetrades Let’s go

I will change many lives this week I’m restarting the $100 to $10,000 challenge. I want everyone to have a fair shot at this. Last time it took me about 5 days, will try to do it faster this time. If you want to follow along, comment below to join Going to lock comments in 24 hours

@Sports128933 Just outsmart the cashier bro

Just at Kroger trying to buy a lighter when they asked me to for my ID. then mf said nope that’s not going home with you???? You have to be 21 to buy a mf lighter. This world sucks. #shrinkthegame #Nuke #Shrink #Fag

Not my king 😢 🇮🇪

@Scrattttttttttt @ballhazin @ballhazin porch is a bv verified safe space location

“Yeah this is going on the beev” @ballhazin

@DeputyFife69 How bout both at the same time

I enjoy eating box more than getting blown

@bosveryaaaaaaaa 150 super easy

kalem ve kağıt kullanmadan çözmek imkansız ! x kaçtır ?

I miss being a degenerate…

@d1ck_coffee Dick, I don’t believe you. We’ll reconvene in 6 months to see if you have a more convincing argument. Overall performance: satisfactory -intern

@BoothIntern Yes

Does anyone ever actually get told they’re doing everything right in their performance reviews?

@JoeRoganRecaps Get them the fuck out of our countries

Joe Rogan is in total disgust after British politician Rupert Lowe just exposed that the Islamic community is responsible for the rape of 250,000 women in England: LOWE: “If these Muslims rape a white girl it’s not considered adultery because she’s white.” ROGAN: “Jesus.” LOWE: “They look at them as meat to be abused.” ROGAN: “You keep saying meat. What does that mean?” LOWE: “That’s what they say. That’s how they look at women outside their religion.” ROGAN: “Oh my god.” LOWE: “Muslims are freighted by a female’s sexuality. They make them lick the feet of their rapists. It’s about power for them.” ROGAN: “This is disgusting.” LOWE: “Muslim men believe they are superior to anyone who doesn’t accept their religion as their own. A lot of these girls were impregnated and then forced to convert to Islam.” ROGAN: “🤯🤯🤯”

@HarryAJ999 @JoeRoganRecaps He’s Muslim retard

@JoeRoganRecaps It’s extraordinary how someone can take a few bad examples (licking feet, dogs, meat) and say that’s representatives of a whole culture. It’s like saying rapists like Andrew Tate represent all western culture and attitudes men have towards women.