Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps

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@barachun7488 Rant of the year

@JoeRoganRecaps This is excellent

@newgge123 Joe is right. You might need to watch 5-7 more times before you understand

@JoeRoganRecaps joe has been brainwashed ... well, i use the term "brain" loosely

Joe Rogan exposes the truth to Rupert Lowe about how college universities are brainwashing students into becoming woke socialists who hate capitalism and white people: ROGAN: “Don’t listen to anybody that says you can’t talk to Nazis. These people are the enemy of free thinking.” LOWE: “Anybody who’s a threat gets labeled as a Nazi to kill their voice. They don’t want free speech.” ROGAN: “They program students into thinking everything we have today was built on this horrible history so we have to punish all the white people who benefited from it.” LOWE: “It’s true. What they’re doing is horrible.” ROGAN: “They trick you into thinking liberalism is the only way and that we should have open borders.” LOWE: “We need to have diversity of opinion rather than focusing on gender and race. You need to see two people with different opinions debate to see who’s actually right.” ROGAN: “There’s not a single example of socialism ever working ever. It’s so wild that they’re still getting people to believe in it.” LOWE: “This is what happens when all the conservative voices get banned from universities.” ROGAN: “The reason we have awesome stuff today like television and Starlink is because of capitalism, not socialism.”

@JJ_FALCONSfan No you missed the bigger point.

@JoeRoganRecaps Ok Joe, why tf would that be the case? They went to college in the first place to be part of a successful society. Nonsensical fkn thought you're having.

@chris_ahlq82600 Nobody’s crying

@JoeRoganRecaps Then Joe is the first one crying when we try mass deportations.

@Mark1029460 That’s not Joe.

@JoeRoganRecaps we are about to go extinct as a species because Joe rogan was an israeli spy the entire time

@EastUnity35725 Did they?

@JoeRoganRecaps The Brits ended slavery I heard somewhere...

@Crypto_spaceTKB Wait Santa isn’t real?

@JoeRoganRecaps I love how he says you can devote your way out of it. Voting is like adults, writing letters to Santa. Our votes have not mattered ever since Israel took over our government and all the voting.

Joe Rogan explains to British politician Rupert Lowe how Inflation has ruined America because the price of everything has skyrocketed and nothing is affordable anymore: ROGAN: “The cost of housing and rent are through the roof. Groceries have never been more expensive. It’s a really hard time for young people.” LOWE: “Wow no kidding.” ROGAN: “$450,000 today is the same as $250,000 back in 2007. That’s crazy for something to double in only 20 years.” LOWE: “That’s unbelievable.” ROGAN: “Now these kids have to worry about AI taking their jobs while they have all this student loan debt. At least you guys have free education in England.” LOWE: “We don’t have free education in England.” ROGAN: “In America they will literally take money out of your social security income to pay off your student loan debt.” LOWE: “It’s insane. We trick these kids into building up all this debt to get a useless degree.” ROGAN: “These degrees provide no skills and their minds are getting molded by a professor who’s probably a communist.”

I don’t know what’s crazier: The fact that the average American has to slave away at a job for a week to make what this guy made in a day or the fact that there are real human beings walking among us that just paid another man for literal garbage.

FIFA World Cup has taught me that Soccer is just like American Football minus literally anything exciting. And they haven’t fixed this horrific offsides rule yet? Will it be fixed in time for the finals?

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@aLLnutZ_poker Welp that’s the end of Conor

@JoeRoganRecaps So on point here.

New: Joe Rogan admits he thinks it’s going to be extremely hard for a rusty Conor McGregor to beat someone as good as Max Holloway: ROGAN: “It’s a tall order to ask Conor to win against a guy like Max Holloway who was just the BMF champion.” DIN THOMAS: “If Conor doesn’t knock him out early he’s in for a long night.” ROGAN: “A Max who doesn’t have to cut weight might never get tired.” MATT SERRA: “Even in Conor’s prime his endurance was never the best.” ROGAN: “Max doesn’t get tired. Nobody trains harder than him. If this was Conor from 10 years ago I’d feel completely different about this fight.” THOMAS: “That’s a totally different Conor McGregor. That’s Conor in elite form in his prime.” ROGAN: “Conor is a special dude who has the touch of death, but Max Holloway is such a bad motherf*cker. This could get ugly.”

@BigRedRam1211 Water isn’t wet actually

@JoeRoganRecaps Joe Rogan also said water is wet…of course a 5 year layoff if going to be very difficult

@MasterByc50468 Hope you’re right, but I have a feeling this is gonna be the end of the Mac.

@JoeRoganRecaps 1 round KO

@Tyler65411543 Wish it was that easy

@JoeRoganRecaps "Fomd out what guys weigh ......and then let them fight" Yeah Joe...because im sure that can't be used to a great advantage or just totally ruin cards

@DJFeenon I just hope Conor doesn’t go out sad

@JoeRoganRecaps It’s going to be a great fight

Joe Rogan leaks inside information from UFC 329 that Conor McGregor plans to shock the world tonight by defeating Max Holloway with his new and improved wrestling: DIN THOMAS: “Do you think there’s any chance Conor wrestles Max?” ROGAN: “Possibly after what Charles Oliveira did too him.” JOHN RALLO: “Conor’s not looking to get into a war.” ROGAN: “Wrestling would just make him even more tired.” THOMAS: “I talked to Laura Sanko who interviewed Conor’s coach. He hinted that wrestling might be a part of the gameplan this time.” RALLO: “Oh so you’re a wrestler now. Nate Diaz called it.”

@JJ_FALCONSfan Yep glad you understand now that ghosts are real.

@JoeRoganRecaps Wow really proved it (sarcasm). So much proof, and evidence. Now science can rest the case (still sarcasm)

New: Joe Rogan gets severely creeped out when comedian Ali Siddiq proves that ghosts are real: ROGAN: “Do you believe in ghosts?” SIDDIQ: “Yes. There’s a dead girl who lives at my mom’s house. She lives between the hallway bathroom and the kitchen. I could feel her.” ROGAN: “Oh my god.” SIDDIQ: “This is common in my family. My uncle saw his dead father in his shoes before. I 100% believe in ghosts and unsettled spirits.” ROGAN: “Wow. I don’t think we fully understand memory. It’s possible memory stays in a space after a traumatic experience like death.” SIDDIQ: “No doubt.” ROGAN: “There’s a reason a realtor has to disclose whether or not someone has recently died in a house they’re selling. Things keep energy. There’s something to it.” SIDDIQ: “I believe in the unseen world. I believe in gens and angels. There were things here before us.” ROGAN: “I think there’s things here with us right now. People who disagree have never done DMT.”