Owen Jones

@TinybeansKids Nice gif but Are your servers currently live? None of us are able to log in from my end. Phone and web apps are all giving errors.

New parents being sent home from the hospital without a handbook:

@RealMeMP @TinybeansKids Same here. Neither my wife nor I can sign in. :(

@Pickfords Hi. I'm being constantly told that your "servers are down" when I call customer service. This means I can't get a precise moving day booked in, even though I have flights, covid tests, etc. booked in for next week. Somewhat worrying. Help please?

@whoop Hi, my iPhone app doesn't seem to show any day strain or other data, even though I can view the info via my browser. Any chance you can look into this for me? Thanks!

@Airbnb @AirbnbHelp Hi, after waiting eight days for a response, we have now been informed that it's "too late" to use existing credit because the holiday is now over! Pasting in reports from your IT department doesn't really help. How can we get this rectified? Thanks.

@ultrabrilliant You should have answered my comms, man. Millions died cos the lazer hit a nuclear power plant. wtf.

Fuckin' take that.

@JasperBoerstra Most Swedish apartment walls are lined with elk egg yolk, so there's a high chance that some of has leaked out. If you manage to create enough heat, you can solidify the yolk, which should solve the problem. Don't try to eat it though. The yolk is probably super old.

Twitter, what the hell is this coming out of my wall? I think it's anti-freeze from a radiator or something. But.. In my wall? I don't have any other explanations.

@iamjohnoliver Big thanks!

Here's our update on the Coronavirus pandemic from last night. Please stay safe, and wash your hands. We'll see you soon...youtube.com/watch?v=_066dE…

@kezamacdonald @Batsphinx @GriddleOctopus @ElectricLeo Yes! Sounds awesome. Also: stalk market. 🤓🔔

@ElectricLeo @kezamacdonald @Batsphinx @GriddleOctopus Yeah, I predict lots of sessions where we are chilling together, but also a chunk of min-max daddy time at the end of the day. Not played yet so some of this could be wrong obv!

@kezamacdonald @Batsphinx @GriddleOctopus @ElectricLeo I've been reading a bit. There's one "leader" that can be switched at any time. Only the leader can interact with residents or buy stuff. The other player(s) can fish, catch bugs etc., but the stuff they gather gets placed in a box for you to snaffle later on. I am maximum hype.

@ultrabrilliant Returns to Twitter. It’s still ruled by @ultrabrilliant. *backs off slowly* 🥰

The hotel staff in Home Alone 2 all have differently formatted name tags. Hester Stone, Mr. Hector, Cedric. What kind of operation are they running there?

@JasperBoerstra JAPPA+

This big boy needs a name!

@Jedi_Mocro @JasperBoerstra JPPA!A

If someone asks why Minecraft is making a comeback, tell them It's because we're releasing big updates, and new Minecraft related games :)

@JasperBoerstra And JAPPA.

@ElectricLeo @vics_viper @daninski The subscription is also a little pricey, but it does come with really good training plans and UNLOCKABLE BIKES and JERSEYS. It's good! But yes, smart trainer, fan, and something to protect your bike from the hideous amounts of sweat you'll pour over it.

@ElectricLeo @vics_viper @daninski No no no! You can get Smart Trainers a lot cheaper than that. Though they get a little noisy the lower down the range you go. I got a Tac X Vortex as my first one. You will also need a big fan to stop yourself melting. My winter was 90% Zwift.

@perlandin @Mehazael Haha. I did the unicorn once. twitter.com/bopogamel/stat…

@Mehazael @Bopogamel

.@Bopogamel: ”What’s your favourite animal, Per?” - Rhino I guess. ”Ok here’s a rhino for you.” #origami

@LaurakBuzz A little cheesy maybe? 😅

@CouchCasters Umm. Email me if you like. owen at mojang.com

@Bopogamel hello, do you think you could drop us a DM?