
Bored Escape Goat 🐐
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Bored Escape Goat 🐐
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🚨 Bizarre scenes on the streets of California as delivery robots become the target of nighttime vandalism



Scientists have trained 200,000 human brain cells grown on a microchip to "play" the original Doom “If the neurons fire in a specific pattern, Doomguy shoots. If they fire in another pattern, he moves right, and so on"

A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.


@hoomansv Legal Implications if not satire and aimed at financial gain 🤔 Securities Fraud (U.S. Securities Exchange Act of 1934, Section 10(b) and Rule 10b-5) This law prohibits the use of disseminating false information to artificially influence stock prices for personal gain.

IRS lawyer setups hot dog stand amid government shutdown. Says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled in his life.”




What should happen to these people?




🔴 BREAKING: The U.S. Army now has a weapon that can instantly fry entire drone swarms. It's not a laser. It's not a missile. It’s Leonidas — a microwave cannon that sends out a pulse and melts electronics mid-air ⚡ No ammo. No reload. Just pure energy. One blast = 50+ drones down. Built for the wars of the future. 🇺🇸 📡 Meet the weapon that makes air defense look like science fiction:















