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@fesshole Light the fuse... and relax

Arrogant man accused us of taking two of the eight sunbeds he had towels on. He kept going away and coming back to argue. After a few hours I gave ours up to a group of lads and told them the others next to us weren't getting used either. Never stayed to see the chaos unfold.

The right wing press should be held accountable for inciting hatred and violence. RT if you agree.

I seem to have upset the @SuellaBraverman fan club - so let me be clear. This women sows hate, lies and division. She is wrong. She does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Please don’t share this, i imagine Farage finds it quite embarrassing

This is so true. Brexiters are a dying breed, and their leaders are about to be found out in a very big way. Trump fanboys will not be popular anywhere in three years’ time. Likely not in April 2026 either.

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@fesshole Get your own pot. Truth is, it makes no difference. Just use good tea and brew leaves for 5 minutes.

My wife and I cannot agree on whether to wash the teapot or not. I say no, the patina gives it the flavour, just rinsing is sufficient. Wife wants to scrub it until it's white. Now a cold war has descended and I don't know how it'll end.

Just imagine if these rags led with headlines like: • OIL GIANTS BANK RECORD PROFITS WHILE BRITAIN FREEZES • SUPERMARKETS RAMP UP PRICES AS EXECUTIVES POCKET MILLIONS • BILLIONAIRES BUY UP HOMES — FAMILIES PRICED OUT • BOSSES CASH IN WHILE WORKERS SKIP MEALS A girl can dream…

Also let’s not forget that during the Tories 14 year’s of austerity: The Army was reduced from 142 000 to 109 000 & real terms spending cut by 22% They also hammered the Judiciary Closing 50% of Magistrate Courts Creating a backlog of 80 000 cases People have short memories

@fesshole Your colleague sounds like a bit of a roundhead

Some twat at work complained about me to HR for pointing out that the last time the king was an odd-numbered Charles, the monarchy ended.

Anyone on benefits in this country. Pause for a second. There is a reason those benefits exist. Because life broke somewhere. Illness. Disability. Caring. Redundancy. Wages that do not cover rent anymore. That is reality not failure. Now listen to what Reform are actually saying. Not dog whistles. Not rumours. Out loud. They want to charge you for things you do not currently pay for. They want austerity back. They want to tighten. Cut. Squeeze. Again. Even lower wages. Did you miss that bit? Many people on benefits already use food banks. Many already sit in the dark watching the meter tick down. Many already skip meals. That is now. Before Reform touch anything. So picture it. Same life. Same bills. Same stress. Then extra charges on top. Less support. More punishment dressed up as discipline. How are you meant to survive that. Honestly. This is not theoretical. They are not hiding it. They are proud of it. Things are bad right now. Reform are openly promising to make them worse for you. So the question is simple. Are you okay with that. Are you genuinely okay voting for people who are telling you they will take more from you when you already have nothing left. I struggle to understand it. Then I stop pretending. Because if you are choosing this anyway it means something else comes first. Anger. Blame. Racism. Someone to point at while your own plate gets emptier. If that is the choice then own it. Say it. Do not pretend this is about helping ordinary people. They are screaming what they want to do to you. Loud. Proud. No shame. And still some of you cheer. That is not being ignored. That is choosing your own harm. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧💷☕️🫖🍰

@EdwardJDavey A Royal visit will be less harmful than the harm you inflicted upon innocent Post Office postmasters. And you never apologised. You denied them justice.

Why are we rewarding Donald Trump with a state visit from our King? His illegal war is driving up costs for British families and he is belittling our country and insulting our troops. Cancel the visit.

Bruce Springsteen on Trump: “I couldn't care less what he thinks about me. He's the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he'd be consigned to the trash heap of history." RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen!

@fesshole It's called cow juice. I thought everyone knew that.

The sales guy at my work, a man in his 50s, calls milk "moo juice". I've just recommended him for redundancy based solely on this fact.

Farage hates this video of him revealing his plans to sell off the NHS. It would be a shame if it went viral again... 🫢