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@HibernianFC Up the lot ae ye's ya spoon burning rats.

Full-time.

@JohnSwinney @andyburnham Did we not already make that choice? Baldy.

Good to welcome Prime Minister @andyburnham to Glasgow today. We will work constructively to improve the lives of people in Scotland, but that relationship must also be built on respect for Scotland’s right to choose its own future.

@JamTarts @ChampionsLeague @EuropaLeague You lot are out out.

🇪🇺 Here is our draw for the Third Qualifying Round of the @ChampionsLeague ⤵️ The Jambos could face the winner of the tie involving Fenerbahçe 🇹🇷 & Górnik Zabrze 🇵🇱 if we advance. @EuropaLeague draw coming soon 🕛

@Mrjamieohara1 You're a baldy dick but.

I’ll never forgive tuchel for letting this Argentina team beat us

@Keir_Starmer Hahahahaha You are a baldy gimp.

The test of any Prime Minister is: do you leave your country in a better place than you found it? I’m proud that the answer is yes.

@TheNotoriousMMA You on crack.

@RyanWood1986 @bigzbloy @CelticFC Shitey but staunch

@Bornstipey @bigzbloy @CelticFC At least yous signed players albeit shitey ones

From the ecstasy of the last day of the season, to the pure and utter contempt and hatred of @CelticFC this is a new level of low for this club, so detached and out of touch with the supporters its probably unrepairable.

@RyanWood1986 @bigzbloy @CelticFC Now ye ken how we have felt for 16 year Woods! 🤣

@bigzbloy @CelticFC 😂 same ill be in Turkey in October

@HKane What a Messi you lot made of it...

No words are big enough right now to overcome this empty feeling in the stomach. We were close, really close to another final but it wasn’t enough. We’ve given everything over these last 7 weeks and to fall short is hard to take! I know the expectations are high and rightly so, we’ve been knocking on the door for 8 years now but again are missing that final piece of the jigsaw! That’s where we have to go away, process it and find a way to get better. I’m so proud of the boys and what we have shown throughout this tournament - some tough games and tough environments that we have overcome. Some memories that will stay with us players and I’m sure you fans for a long long time! Going for glory doesn’t always mean you will get it. You have to fight for it, get knocked down, pick yourself up and go again and that’s what we will do, there’s no other way but to keep believing and keeping pushing. Thank you to every single fan that travelled and showed their support in the stadiums. Thank you to every fan back home for believing in us. Thank you to the boys and staff for everything you have given. As always Win or lose, we learn and go again! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁

@TILintlnews One of the Rickest clubs in Britain coming to take what they want!

⚽️🔴⚪️🗞 Rangers FC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 representatives are reportedly said to be travelling to Tromsø 🇳🇴 to try to finalize the deal for the transfer of Hjertø-Dahl 🇳🇴. - Source: Nordlys #Tromsø #HjertøDahl #Rangers #Norway #Scotland

@hughlaurie The pope

fuck

@England @FIFAWorldCup Are you the farmers?

Our @FIFAWorldCup semi-final ends in defeat.

@Chelsearory Why Talksport employ you ill never know. Yer opinion is about as much use as yer haircut ya helmit.

Might have got this one wrong you know, I could well be in tears if this goes wrong tonight. #ad

@MartinSLewis Quite funny. I laughed.

Feels like a gut punch. I'm watching with 20 friends. Everyone just gone flat. It's not over though. Not quite anyway

@KP24 Is that right? This has aged well ya English turnip.

Messi having a mare. Told you

@dombott1973 Huv a drink.

4 years SOBER Proud of how far I have come o to year 5 #ODAAT

@JohnSwinney Hope ye found some boats and sent them on there way. Who am I kidding, ye would have probably got in with them ya baldy fucking dick.

Paddleboarding peace in Scotland’s islands.

@simplemellie Who gives a flying Monkeys.

System of A Down calling out Oasis at their latest concert

@22DreadGod @BrianSpanner1 And those people you will find support Celtic.

@BrianSpanner1 You will have people defending this aswell. Scotland is fucked.

I’m simply not convinced there is an acceptable culture where a single adult male is sat on a swing in a kids park when he has no kids playing there. This exists nowhere and to pretend otherwise is plainly ridiculous.

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