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Elon suspended my old account @bosco2baba. Let's link up here!

@Chimdimma92 O nwekwanụ nke m ma, ọ bụ agadi nwaanyị zụrụ m!

@Bosco22k It's lettuce, village man

Yes, cos I was not in the mood to cook any other thing for lunch.

@ChiBaby106 This is more than enough for my groom price! Just to let you know!

God's gift to mankind is ready for consumption.

@ChiBaby106 If you near me, I fit commot your teeth!

No fufu for this month. Who is in?

@NwaAdaIgbo1 But I don't miss you nah!

“Tụgharịa okwu a n’Igbo: I miss you”

@ladycarpenter01 You are really a very loving and caring thief!

My husband gave my children #200 each while going to work. I told them to bring the money so I could keep it for them, they both refused. Then I remembered their dad got them some chocolates last night but they were asleep before he got back. Me: who wants chocolate Them: I want, I want Me: Bring your money to buy it They dropped their money and it’s now in my purse. Na me born you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@frmarcellinus Eba oo, pounded yam oo, e no concern me. But a single disrespect on fufu, I'll drag your Cassock! I rest my case

Eba over pounded yam.

@Chimdimma92 Akụabatalụm focus! Heaven is the goal remember?

Negodi waist mehnn

@ChiBaby106 @ukayasiegbu @Chinedu26302641 Hello Dr. Can I have an appointment with you for next week? I need a total check-up!

@ukayasiegbu @Chinedu26302641 Makes you mentally alert. Helps with free flow of air into the ear canal. I'm not doctor BTW

Doctors in the house, What is the health benefit of Chewing Gum?

@Presh__lee My only concern about this write-up is the color, women don't normally see things written in this color. How do we make them see it?

Going to visit your boyfriend don't beg him money for transport unless the journey is far and you don't have up to that amount. Unless you're a hookup girl and you're going to do business with him you can beg him to send you transportation money. Don't go empty handed to see your boyfriend. Gifts are thoughtful. It makes him know you value him and think about him. Go with gifts, small or big. His favorite drink, his favorite snack, a short, or anything you can afford. Randomly send him money to cut his hair. Men too needs to be babied and taken care of..

@ChiBaby106 Snore keh? God forbid! Me that ordinary heavy breathing disturbs my sleep will not condone scoring?? Chukwu ajụ!

All men snore right?

@ChiBaby106 @frmarcellinus Yes nah! Since I can't live in the North to be eating plenty meat, I just need a little touch of "kadan kadan" here and there and plenty suya is sure!

@Bosco22k @frmarcellinus 😂😂😂. The last part of your write-up though

Translate this in any language you know: Holy Mary, Mother of God. Pray for us.

@ChiBaby106 @frmarcellinus I have always wanted to learn Hausa language but the opportunity never came. I wanted to serve in the core north but NYSC sent me to Osun without my consent. If not for anything, at least; make I buy plenty suya with little money!

@frmarcellinus Maria di aso, nne nke Chukwu, yobara anyi ayiyo. #igbo Maria mai tsarki, uwar Allah. Roko mana. #Hausa Hausa language has to be the sweetest language in Nigeria. No body should argue with me oo

@PoojaMedia Truly, your height disadvantage is limiting your vision. Have you tried high heel? It could help

Dear Brentford, A win gets you guys to European places & Old Trafford is not a fortress anymore. Time to witness a throw-in masterclass from Kayode. Serve us Man Utd for dinner. Signed, Pooja from Ojodu

@chudy_jnr @ExcalaSOG So your case is your sin is more grievous than mine. I don't mix rice but you see egusi and okra, no amount of gaslighting can stop me. I do it at home, talk more of eatery!

@ExcalaSOG I dey mix jellof and fried rice steady

I understand people who come to restaurants and mix food. You order a portion of fried rice, a portion of jollof rice, and maybe spaghetti, fine, that one is manageable. It’s a little chaotic, but at least it still makes sense. But what I will never understand is people who order mixed soup. How do you confidently tell a waiter to mix egusi and ogbono for you? Like… how does that even cross your mind? What exactly are you expecting to happen in that bowl? Because at that point, it’s no longer a meal, it’s an experiment😂

@olagoke05 @HabeebOmosidi I do laugh at their ignorance

@HabeebOmosidi U guys are quick to throw ur artisan under the bus, but u forgot the gap in design, quality materials ( uninformed blocks ) where artisans have to take their time to plump and lined properly , to top it all quality pay

Artisans that require minimum supervision >>>>>

@A_Ob_stalkz @HabeebOmosidi Make sure you give them oven baked lightweighted straight blocks, not all these moulded hunchback blocks we have everywhere. We have a very long way to go!

@HabeebOmosidi I go soon dey play videos like this for masons and artisans for site

@anic4uu @kenkenlewu No form of fufu slander will be tolerated on this street, be warned!

@kenkenlewu "Men are scum" but you spread leg for man wey you no like. Fufu

“Men are scum. So, there’s this guy that we only have s**x, nothing attached . So, on this very day, I was in the mood, so I called him to ask if he was home and that I wanted to start coming. At first, he said he wasn’t home. Later, he said he was home but about to go out. When he starts giving excuses like this, I already know a woman is in his house. So I told him he was ly!ng and didn’t want me to come because a woman was there. He now said yes, that his girlfriend was around. I told him that’s his business. Jokingly, I told him it doesn’t mean anything, that his girlfriend will be upstairs doing her thing and we’ll be downstairs doing our thing too. I never knew he was going to consider it. He now said, no wahala, come over. I went to his house. When I got to the door, I rang the bell. He texted me on WhatsApp that if I’m the one ringing the bell, I should hold on, that he’s in the restroom and coming. Like 5 to 10 minutes later, someone opened the door. I thought it was him, but it turned out to be the babe. At first, I wanted to p@nic, but I composed myself. She said he told her I should wait for him in the parlour. I said no wahala. That was how she went upstairs, and I sat like a visitor in a house I’ve visited more than 50 times. Later on, he came downstairs. Could you believe this guy locked his main babe inside the room and came downstairs? Men are scum, no respect. He doesn’t have any atom of respect for the girl. He no even reason say him babe dey house. After we finished, I started pitying the girl. Like, why will I do my fellow woman this kind of thing? I started feeling b@d. That girl doesn't deserve that boy. Good girl no dey pay oo. If you like continue acting good girl, men will use you. Imagine say na one baddie dey inside that house, them no born that guy well make he carry babe enter that house...” Lady shares sh0cking story of visiting a man who allegedly locked his girlfriend upstairs, sparking reactions online.

@ChiBaby106 Aside sausage and maybe chapati, what else there is unhealthy?? The chapati is light and minimal

There are basically two things mentioned in your list that are healthy and they come in little quantity. So yeah!

@rukky_nate @echoeofself Where I come from, families don't write bridal list, the whole of Mbanaasaa which comprises of seven towns use one template for bridal list. This eliminate greediness and all sorts of selfish interest from anyone. This list here isn't just ridiculous, it's robbery!!

Dear men, If the bride price given to you by your wife-to-be’s family is far above your budget, please walk away from that transaction. This is a bridal list given to a groom just because he wants marry their non-virgin daughter: • 5 cows • 50 chickens • 30 goats • 500 tubers of yam • 10 bags of foreign rice • N10 million for the family • N5 million for the community • iPhone 17 Air for the bride’s mother • iPhone 17 Pro Max for the bride’s father imagine spending all that money just to marry a local AFCON player.