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There are some unwritten rules regarding moving @Oreo cookies (or I guess any cookies, really) from their packaging to the cookie jar. These rules are as follows: 1/6
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Dad. Gamer. Hunter Main. #GoNoles #GoPats PSN: RoobyDooby. https://t.co/APDY5KsGvM Tweets fueled by @CrownRoyal
OTP for Life. Katılım Mart 2015
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I actually had a dude chuck one of those Mt Dew bottles at me like a football and it hit me, fat end on, square in my ear. I instantly dropped to the ground. Those bottles were NO JOKE.
Lloyd Legalist@LloydLegalist
Only people old enough will remember the satisfying peel of those styrofoam labels.
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@aliasvaughn Contempt doesn’t carry any weight when you know you have a pardon in your back pocket.
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She CANNOT cancel and neither can Trump or anyone else. It’s called a subpoena. It’s not a freaking invitation. It’s an obligation to show up or face contempt.
Brian Allen@allenanalysis
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Pam Bondi just cancelled her appearance before the House Oversight Committee — where she was set to answer questions about Jeffrey Epstein’s child trafficking network. She’s not coming.
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@MaxwellFrostFL Won’t make a difference - he’ll just pardon her once she’s charged with something.
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If she defies our lawful subpoena, we will move to hold her in contempt of Congress.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1
NEWS: Pam Bondi will NOT appear before the House Oversight Committee in its Epstein probe. DOJ says Bondi was subpoenaed in her capacity as attorney general and, since she's no longer AG, she will not appear. Democrats wanted Bondi to testify regardless of her status as AG.
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@falloutplays @NintendoAmerica Not gonna lie, first time I read this I assumed there was a typo and though it was odd to compare the judges to @datto ‘s soft ass.
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Embarrassing. I've had harder popoffs after finding an Onion Ring in my French Fries. @NintendoAmerica should disqualify the judges for being softer than a Ditto's ass
Dexerto@Dexerto
A competitive Pokemon GO player got disqualified after winning the Orlando Regional Championship due to his celebration
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@mark_slapinski The good guys? As in the companies who raised their prices because of the tariffs to compensate for having to pay them, thus passing the burden of those tariffs to consumers, and now will get checks from the Gov’t, yet not lower their prices back to pre-tariffs levels?
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BREAKING: A judge has ordered Trump to return all the money he ILLLEGALLY COLLECTED from tariffs.
Another win for the good guys!
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@VinnysCorner1 Yep - 6 Super Bowls and 3 World Series, to go along with 5 NBA Championships, and a Stanley Cup. It’s good to be a Boston fan.
Also got 3 National Championships from FSU to count as well.
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True or False: You’ve seen Your favorite NFL team win the Super Bowl and also seen your favorite MLB team win a World Series….
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This is the most accurate post in the history of this platform.
Dave@GamewithDave
Being an adult gamer means having the money to buy every game you want… and absolutely zero time to play them.
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I’m calling it now. The Republican nominee for president in 2028 will be an unknown named Tonald Drump.
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@PaulTassi My first Rook run ended in like 30 seconds when I got wasted by a turret. Lasted all of 4 minutes in my second before I got demolished by a team of runners. I’m certain it’s a “skill issue” though lol
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@MacticsG1 Get a Honda or a Toyota. Doesn’t matter what model. If you take care of it, it’ll last you hundreds of thousands of miles.
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Time for a new car and looking for brand or model recommendations.
Just a point A to point B sedan that’ll last me a while and not be super high maintenance.
Dont care about it being luxury or offroad capable or having a bunch of bells and whistles. Just a simple car.
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@13d_riera I did a LOT of dumb shit in my 2 years in Tally, never ONCE did climbing the fountain cross my mind. Bunch of dipshits.
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Florida State University is restricting nighttime access to the Westcott Fountain indefinitely.
The long tradition of FSU Students getting thrown into the fountain on the night of their 21st birthday is in danger of ending permanently if students continue to climb the fountain.
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Y’all know this was the point of the whole TikTok kerfuffke since the beginning right? This had NOTHING to do with China and national security.
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
BREAKING: TIKTOK has been completely throttling most political posts since 24 hours ago, right after the deal closed where Trump allies took over the US portion of the platform. Any post I make about Alex Pretti receives between 0 and 1000 views. I have over 125,000 followers and my typical video will get between 20,000 and 5 million views. I can confirm that other large creators, especially democratic-leaning, have had the same issue. This includes Dean Withers and Harry Sisson.
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You know what I’ll just never understand? Why the pee will just randomly come out sideways sometimes.
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@FrazierKay Destiny 2. Regardless of all of the “issues” people think it has, at its core it’s the most fun game I’ve ever played. So knowing that there’s $10M on the line makes it a no-brainer.
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