Bottom Quotes

@BottomQuotes Once upon a time there was a biiig forest, and in the middle of the forest lived some trousers, called Dave.

@BottomQuotes Eddie: (examining bottle) Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion.

Eddie: Let me give you a tip , if you're ever pretending to be a lesbian, keep your tackle really well hidden!

@BottomQuotes Dont you dare call me overweight young man

@BottomQuotes "yeah, well I might come back as Danni Minogue"

Are you calling me a liar?? No, I'm calling you a tosser!

Right, fingers on buzzers! Richie: Don't be so foul!!!

@easthullrobbo @BottomQuotes ha ha... Have u got your wrench?? Na it's just my trousers are a bit tight 😂 #bottom

Richie: Eddie, how are you alive? Eddie: I may very well not be........

Richie: Is that a police chopper? Eddie: No I think ones of them left his truncheon sticking out of the door!

@BottomQuotes now listen here you roustabouts

R: I thought she was a girl! E: They were pectorals you fool! R: She had an earring! E: Yeah, through HER foreskin!

Oh God, who'd be me??

E: That bird in the red specs - phww phww phww... R: Eddie are you carrying a torch for her? E: No its just the way my trousers ruck up.

Richie: What was that film where they ate each other? Eddie:............. Deep Throat wasn't it?