Boulevard Hardee’s

Bring in a piece of any Confederate Monument this week and get a free Thickburger!

Call me old fashioned, but I think Charlie Kirk getting murdered was actually a good thing and wish it could happen every day.

Hello bossman, I can’t come in today because I took a really big bong rip that made me cough so much I threw up a little and now my tummy hurts.

Did you know: you can keep rent prices down in your city with only a gas can and a map of new “affordable living” apartment buildings currently under construction.

If I was Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries and I didn’t have fire insurance I would simply not burn down Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries.

NO I DIDN’T BURN DOWN CARYTOWN BURGERS AND FRIES BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I’M GONNA SALT THE EARTH SO NOTHING NEW CAN GROW. WHO’S CLOSED NOW YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT?

@Alan_Vann_ Y’all laugh but it’s cheaper and more square feet than any apartment in the fan.

Some people would call it sad, but I think it’s sweet that @BoulevardHardee still lives in an RV behind it almost a year after it closed.

Remember what they took from you.

@SevenHelleven Take whatever you want, our motto is and always will be “we don’t call 911”

Y’all are absolutely mad. Who did this??

I’m pretty disappointed that I have yet to get an offer from a local hardcore band to have their “what the fuck is up Hardee’s?” moment in this empty parking lot. Your time is now, my dudes.

@FloraDapena Avenge me

We’re still open, you just have to pull on the door really really hard.

@SevenHelleven This is a corporate policy, we are just following protocol.

If you slip the cashier five bucks he’ll unlock the ladder and you can climb on our roof and that’s how we’re competing with Kabana

@Jakesmithrva My dude that bottle is full of acid so I wouldn’t touch that unless you don’t have plans for like a month.

@BoulevardHardee employee hand washing station. Keeping Hepatitis at bay.

Ajay Brewer also killed and ate Bagel the Beagle.

We have bidets now.

For Earth Day this year we will be donating 32 car batteries to be thrown into the James River from the Nickel Bridge.

Thickburger isn’t enough I need to attack and dethrone God.

@NicholasMyers69 Problematic is probably an understatement. The owner stole money from a benefit for someone who was sexually assaulted during a home invasion.

@BoulevardHardee Wait why is wax moon problematic 🥸

“Vintage” tour shirts from Wax Moon? Buddy, if I wanted to give a problematic dipshit $200 I’d buy Donda 2.