Jake Smith

@SpillTheMemes The Big Asshole

What could go wrong?

@mcuban @ZenBusinessInc I gave up, filled out the form, and paid @eFax to fax it to the IRS. That's like @costplusdrugs sending you the wrong prescription, leaving you to go to a brick-and-mortar pharmacy to get the right drugs. Is that how it works?

Hey @mcuban! I used @ZenBusinessInc to set up an LLC and get an EIN. I was sent an SS-4 form filled out with the wrong information.....TWICE. Is that the kind of performance you put your name behind?

@WorldHallOfFun @ianmiles Wrong statue. The recovered and restored statue was in Byrd Park in Richmond, VA, at the Southern terminus of what was known as The Boulevard. It was thrown in Fountain Lake in the summer of 2020. The statue's base still stands in Columbus Circle north of the reservoir.

The statue of Christopher Columbus that was vandalized and thrown into a lake by Antifa and Black Lives Matter rioters in Virginia has been restored and now stands tall in Rockland County.

@KeystonePRIME @GuyDealership @nishmanweather Jeep just halted production on the Grand Cherokee because of high inventory levels. Don't know if I would say the Grand Cherokee is popular.

I'm no expert, but deals are temporary, and often ineffective. Deals are often (not always) attached to inventory that isn't moving, that dealers would like to move. It's not selling for a reason. All of those models you posted have some things in common - they are popular and desirable models that are strong flagships in their class, that have been best sellers for years.

The biggest winners from Labor Day Weekend car sales: 1. Ford F-150 2. Jeep Grand Cherokee 3. Subaru Crosstrek 4. Chevy Silverado 1500 5. Honda CRV Interestingly… none of these models made it on my list of biggest deals for the weekend. Any surprises? Sales data from Fullpath - learn more about @FullpathCDXP here: bit.ly/3UwCmwj *Tesla not included for lack of data* #fullpathpartner

Special effects at a Rammstein concert twitter.com/visualfeastwan…

@rileywyantTV What's an MMJ?

Today is my last day out in the field as an MMJ. It’s quite poetic that this chapter of my career ends at the Gun Hole. Talk about a lasting impression. I’ll have a career update coming soon! Stay tuned 🎥❤️

@JuJu_804 Najee Harris is gonna get the ball a lot. I would bet he is over. Mike Evans is averaging 15+ yards per catch, so 25 yards is likely. Let it ride.

Cash at 13-1 or let it ride for 40-1?

@PicturesFoIder @HumanCalculator care to weigh in?

Thoughts?

@EITMonline Elliot's picture is in the Oxford dictionary beside the word yenta.

@EITMonline Joe Manchin lived/lives on a boat in DC.

@InternetH0F tenor.com/bc4Ab.gif

This is the most well worded answer to an innocuous question a former porn star could ever deliver. Stormy Daniels says she's willing to testify if Trump case goes to trial: 'Absolutely' | video.foxnews.com/v/6324083183112

@JuJu_804 What did you say about a tall RG3? His interview last week where he called out his receivers at Florida looked bad. That shit won't fly in the NFL.

This kid Richardson is the most ridiculous physical specimen QB ever to come out. If you don’t want to draft him fine, but you can’t blame anyone for taking a shot. The potential is limitless. I would take him first, second, fifth, wherever I was he would not get past my spot.

BREAKING: Angry MSNBC's John Heilemann melts down, curses out Russell Brand, gets crushed when Russell goes off

@nickVrusso That's yellow with blue stripes. The pattern is known as "Autry, Curt." It is very well known around Central Virginia.

What color tie is this?

Thanks @USPS

Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza, Martial Arts babylonbee.com/news/ohio-area…

“Dahmer went to Ohio State.” What a shirt

@Ryatt55623090 @RussianMeddler @ZubyMusic This is an absolute number and not related to the number of pregnancies. It's possible there were more pregnancies in 2021 because of the pandemic lockdowns. Let's look at data comparing miscarriages and stillbirth as a percentage of pregnancies under the care of an OBGYN.

@RussianMeddler @ZubyMusic

What is something that was dismissed as a 'conspiracy theory' but turned out to be verifiably true.