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this is shades of chase claypool bruh

Jokic has been impeached and removed as the consensus Best Player In The World. Primaries for his successor begin Round 2.

January: "I am pleading with LeBron James, as a father. Stop this." April: Bronny just outscored the ENTIRE Houston Rockets bench BY HIMSELF in a Playoff game 😭

15 months later, Bronny outscores the entire Rockets bench in a crucial playoff win

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points. Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

LeBron James.

It’s crazy that the best passer of the basketball of all time also has the most points all time

Guy who's more desperate to be liked than anyone else in history:

@pickleo7 “Golfer seems frustrated and upset after disastrous round at the biggest tournament of the year” well no shit😭

His whole act disappearing as soon as things go poorly? I’m completely shocked by this

@HabsFentCzar should i move to israel instead ?

This is not democracy. Leave Canada while you can.

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Inability to understand probabilities is always a very strong indicator that a wannabe intellectual is actually a midwit

Supposed “smartest person in the world” doesn’t understand basic mathematics

Bam Adebeyo's 83-points was 8.5 standard deviations above his average. This is so large it breaks data floating point precision limits in returning an exact statistical probability of occurring. I'm led to believe this is a 1 in 166 quadrillion chance

ah yes vince “highest mvp finish is 10th” carter is a better all time basketball player then Joel Embiid

Macklin Celebrini this season: NHL • 28g | 53a | 81pts in 55 games • +10 • 57 points at EV (3rd in NHL) • 4th in NHL in points • 42pt gap over 2nd place on Sharks • 14th all-time most points in a single season from a Shark (with 27 games to go) • carrying San Jose Sharks to playoff spot for first time since 2019 Milan Olympics • youngest player at 2026 Olympics, made the best team • playing on Canada's top line at the Olympics • 1st in Olympics in goals • 2nd in Olympics in points • t-2nd all-time in Canadian single Olympics goals from an NHLer • t-8th all-time in Canadian single Olympics points from an NHLer He's 19 years old. Once a generation kind of player.

When Thrones tv hits like this there’s genuinely nothing like it

Some advice for the NBA: NBC is going all-out for this Basketball Night In America broadcast. Entire A-Team is there on site for Lakers/Knicks. They just had Bob Costas welcome us to the pregame show for the first time since 2002. There is no good reason SEVEN other NBA games should be on simultaneously as this showcase. Fans of other teams are obviously going to be attending/watching those instead, and it does not feel like Sunday Night Football when there is so much else going on concurrently. Reporting, conversation, and discourse will be fractured by region. A full Red Zone Witching Hour would cannibalize the potency of NFL Sunday’s weekly main event, no? This needs to be a standalone product future seasons, if you want its cultural impact to be felt as intended.

I think Im going to start consuming Acho as satire, because if I do that he's one of the funniest guys out there

if barry bonds can’t get in the HOF then neither should this mf