Azure Chad
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Azure Chad
@BowTiedAzure
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*at Publix grocery store* 60yo woman: “Is that your first or second child?” Me: “Our second. :)” “She’s beautiful! Get the snip. Two is perfect.” Me: “My wife and I want more.” Woman: “They start out so great as babies then it just gets worse and worse.” How can someone see the incredible beauty of children and at the same time hate them so much. I don’t get it.

Lads, is it over?





Having spent numerous years total at both sides of spectrum: - Bigger & stronger yet higher end of healthy body fat (15-17%ish) - Leaner & more aesthetic yet slightly weaker & smaller (but looking way bigger without shirt on, sub 12%) The latter wins like 999 times out of 1000




Soon will be time to put BowtiedAzure out to pasture I started actively participating in the jungle 18 Mos ago As of today I see a clear off ramp from shawshank in my future. Maybe a couple years but the trend line is there I'm gonna still be around the jungle. Too many valuable accounts to not follow. But I'm gonna interact from a different X personality associated with one of my ventures






