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Asking for the Talmud on my birthday so I can better understand Leonard Cohen

@leftmesheer No...(Yeah)

@Boxkun3 is this about my sunny day real estate recommendation by any chance ..?

I love listening to a band and finding out they're as good as everyone says they are

@Boxkun3 they’re calling this the most incomprehensible and retarded tweet ever

The only good days of the week are Thursday and Friday because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday and on Friday tomorrow is Thursday. Every other subsequent day is partly ruined by the day that comes next

Argentina has now officially entered into a state of anarchy

@leftmesheer Neo-Nazi accelerationist group SPONSORS and ENDORSES Brocons

@leftmesheer They don't make people as smart as me that often so I would think not

has this ever been said before

*Friday tomorrow is Saturday. Hashem smite me please

@TheOneDontCount Literally some of the biggest and most successful bands in the world and yeah they really are that good it's insane

@Boxkun3 The Beatles and Pink Floyd mentioned

Thought my proper first shift was gonna be good and chill today but I forgot my rota was being made by Baphomet, Mephistopheles and the denizens of Tartarus

I like how sport hooliganism has always been a thing. In the 530s, a mob of sports fans burnt down half of Constantinople because the emperor botched an execution of a few of their team's athletes. The army was sent in and 30,000 died. We haven't even got the worst of it LOL

@Valeshevik Putting Magical Mystery Tour that low would sign death warrants back in the day

Infact here's my rating and ranking of each beatles album

@leftmesheer I know I have #elonsodomite

@Boxkun3 you do that bro

i saw my coworker on the street and accidentally thought “oh that’s oomf” #rapedbytwitter

@Jeff46890696 Hashem smite this goy

@Boxkun3 You’ve been there 10 minutes

My job works me like the ancient egyptians worked the Hebrews

I haven't finished Umineko episode 3 yet and my screen time has gone up I feel like this

@leftmesheer All of my tweets are bullshit

@Boxkun3 this makes me think it’s gonna be some bullshit but that’s ok

The Spanish tourists didn't know an Umineko reader made their bed

@leftmesheer I shall think of tweet worthy remarks during my breaks

@Boxkun3 u should tweet more so i can lurk in ur replies