KijanaYaKasarani

@lunguchi What's her name

A sad day for Kabarak class of 2025. 🕊️

@travis_coll @Gitz__ So you think majembe a pro boxer didn't know that??

@Gitz__ That punch was illegal, in boxing rules you can't hit someone kwa makagare, utakua disqualified

Damn! They scripted even the boxing match & Mbavu is faking it kabisa. This is worse than Triple H's WWE.

@ignyharaz2 Nipee location nihamie hapo

Abandoned homes. Always wondering where the whole generation disappeared to. And why nobody has bothered to occupy the houses and do some agriculture. Wonders.

@Mwawasi__ Leta hekaya mzee

Hii company ilifanyaga 2020 nilie machozi kwa barabara kuna sales manager hapo she was so wicked!!! Hizi vitu sitakagi kuziona

@WHYED_KINGTOM @Jaspursforever Everyone is getting the reference

@Jaspursforever Nobody getting the reference is killing me

You're a sick fuck for what you did on that island

@georgediano Justice for daddy owen

And Yehova Wanyonyi said “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it”,,, Ladies and gentlemen, tighten your seatbelts, the ancestral drums from Sugoi shrines are beating like they’ve just received afternoon sunlight! The gods have finally remembered the daughter of Agrippina, the one and only Charlene Ruto, our national ambassador of blood donation and motivational speeches per minute. According to highly confidential sources from Wá Kalusi busaa headquarters, our girl is about to say “I do” to the son of a governor from North-Rift. It's said the lucky man who just landed from abroad has been supplying high voltage electricity to Charline without an iota of blackouts for some time now. Cows in Sugoi are currently attending emergency counseling sessions because they’ve sensed danger. Knives are being sharpened in 4K resolution. The mooing has reduced, it’s now more of a whisper bcoz hali ya hatari imetangaswaa. For years, walimwengu have been asking why Charline is still singular at her age. Well, she has now decided to respond , not with words, but with a full wedding package: cows, tents, and a DJ who will play ‘kiptindinyo’ on loop until neighbors relocate. And to all the hopeful sons of Adonija who had already mentally budgeted her father's wealth into their future plans,, my brothers, please locate a cold piece of cloth, press it gently on your foreheads, and step outside to touch grass. Mambo imeenda mrama. Love is in the air & only invited guests are going to eat Minofu & that rice that cooks one one. Nikama maombi ya Benny Hinn ilifika. Ni mbaya. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Scoochie12 @mwabilimwagodi2 Wapi hapo nikachote??😂

@BoyOWar @mwabilimwagodi2 Weee choreaaa kuna places zina work Badoo

Who remembers these drinking water fountains? Nairobi used to work man. Saa hii Haiwork at all. Its just garbage all over.

@Koestle85022987 @BowesChay You want them to jump into the river and pull the bus or what

@BowesChay What kind of person continues to film at such an occasion.

Dozens dead after a passenger bus plunged into the Padma River in Bangladesh. At least 12 people are still missing as rescue operations continue.

@Czar_Of_Silly To be fair it takes a real alpha to take one up the ass😂

I remember in 2019 this guy was all over my feed trying to tell us how to be an alpha male but he was into “getting fucked in the ass”

@Commonmundu @georgediano Nakumbuka nikiwa class 4 dem aliniambia tucheze game ya tabia mbaya nikakumbuka hizo documentary nikatoka mbio hadi home😂 Serikali isiachilie huyu

@georgediano This guy Tuju used to be host and narrator to very scary STIs and HIV/AIDS documentaries back in the 90s, before he entered the dirty world of politics.

Pale kwa Airbnb ya serkali mambo imechemka,, son of Adonija, Raphael Tuju ni vipindire tupu. Our boy claims anaishiwa na Pawa but DCI sleuths are there to remind him that dawa ya deni ni kulipa. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos.😂😂😂😂

@mureithi_me Pole sana..can we get a clear picture of the msalaba?

Jana we laid him to rest. Shine on pal. You will be dearly missed. 😭

@OtienoReagan_ @_fels1 What is the name of the lady in the photo @grok

@_fels1 Alafu kuna huyu🤣

Women deserve less!!!!!

@hydar_24 @blaccmajek Lol bro football didn't fall off you just aged, a lot of things will start to be less interesting and you'll be reminiscing the "good ol days"

@blaccmajek I really enjoyed that time. Now UCL isn't interesting like before. Infact football generally has fallen off.

Knockout games stopped being interesting to me when UEFA removed the away goal rule. I doubt we ever get that level of excitement and tension back.

@NKandjee92400 @PlayCODMEsports @LeakersOnDuty BR is not fully reliant on skill, it would be illogical to make a tournament out of it

@PlayCODMEsports @LeakersOnDuty Nothing for BR ?

New year, new format? 👀 The Call of Duty®: Mobile World Championship is back for 2026! Here's everything you need to know:

@Honeyfarsafi @grok what was the purpose of the surgery and

Out of surgery, and Alhamdulillah it was successful. I’m still in awe that both ears were operated on. My heart is so full of gratitude. I’m truly thankful to the Nairobi West staff for the incredible care they’ve shown me. This surgery is life-changing for me. I’ve dreamt of this moment for decades, and it still feels surreal that it has finally happened. For the first time, I feel like I can live normally, go swimming without worry, hear whispers, and not feel left out of conversations or moments around me.Those simple things mean the world to me now.Thank you so, so much to everyone who kept me in their prayers and sent love my way. I honestly lack the words to express how grateful I am. ❤️🥹

@wairmu @nziokamul1 Moon cycle is 29.5 days not 28

@nziokamul1 A 28-day moon cycle means we have perfect 7-day weeks for each quarter of the moon. The first day of the week can be practically any day as long as it aligns with the moon.

Our Swahili teachers actually looked us in the eyes, and without any shame, taught us that, the first day of the week was Juma Tatu- (third day)- Monday- not, Juma Mosi- (first day)- saturday.

@SeroneyBoaz @kenyasgossips Kila mat iko na management

@kenyasgossips Mood Iko na management?😂

Prankster Vindee has apologised for lying to the nganya "Mood" management which made them paint IshowSpeed ahead of his Kenyan tour.

@hemanotii @aomenya No where in the tweet does it say he went to alliance

I am not concerned whether Owuor created the world or not. For avoidance of doubt Owuor and I come from the same village. I am shocked that he could say "me and God created the planets". Had he gone to Alliance he should know that it should be "God and I created whatever..."

@maximumpain333 Where can I read more about this?

This image is a symbolic map of consciousness, showing how your awareness exists on many levels at the same time, not just in the physical body. At the centre is your physical body. This is the part of you that moves, speaks, and lives day to day in the material world. Surrounding it are more subtle layers. The etheric body relates to vitality and life force. The astral body is connected to emotions, dreams, and imagination. The lower mental body is where everyday thinking, beliefs, and personality patterns live. As awareness expands upward, we move into the higher mental or causal body. This is where deeper understanding, soul memory, and long term life lessons are held. Above that are the buddhic and atmic levels, which relate to intuition, unity, compassion, and higher knowing. Then there is thr Higher Self. This is not separate from you. It is the part of you that exists beyond time, beyond one lifetime, and beyond the personal. In terms of QHHT and Quantum Hypnosis, this is the aspect of consciousness that holds the bigger picture and communicates when the mind is quiet enough to listen. This image isn’t meant to be taken literally, it’s a way of understanding that you are layered, multidimensional, and far more expansive than the physical body alone. As consciousness shifts, awareness naturally moves between these layers. Healing, insight, and guidance happen when we allow that connection to open. ~ Nadia (QHHT Australia) ✨🙌🏾💫 Image Joshua David Stone Ph.D.