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@bwags Why? What was the problem. I saw it in person and thought he looked good. Damn good 🥵

if that's not the last start that Kodai Senga ever makes with the New York Mets then idk what the fuck we're even doing here

@PSLToFlushing I thought it was great. We’ve got the other teams right where we want them now. Lulled into a false sense of security. What’s your problem?

An excruciatingly embarrassing weekend for the Mets To get swept in a 3 game series at home by the Rockies and score merely 4 runs is inexcusable 10 games under .500 before the month of April ends I am nearly at a loss for words

@PhilipTortora @SteveGelbs You think that would’ve made the difference at this point?

The Mets have scored 0 or 1 run 10 times in 28 games. They’ve scored 2 or fewer runs in exactly half of those 28 games.

@JonFromMaspeth Woah tell me more

I have a buddy who is close with Starling Marte. Would frequently have field access at games, go out to dinner with and all. He told me that Marte has hinted there was a rift-raft in the locker room with Lindor and Nimmo/Alonso because of politics.

@MaxTGoodman @SportsTaxMan And the Mets win!

Not sure I’ve ever seen this before. Citi Field played Devin Williams’ entrance song. He started jogging in from the bullpen for a save situation. But Huascar Brazoban also came out of the dugout and took the mound. Williams had to walk all the way back to the bullpen…

@aristomarinetti Sounds like a chill dude

“In living close to nature, one discovers that happiness does not consist in maximizing pleasure. It consists in tranquility. Once you have enjoyed tranquility long enough, you acquire actually an aversion to the thought of any very strong pleasure“ Theodore Kaczynski

@richmacleod The Mets won. Shut your ass up

The Mets just gave up a game-tying grand slam, the Knicks just gave up a go-ahead shot with 10sec left, and the Jets just made a dumb draft pick... ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Dude.

Ouch lol

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What’s good playboy

@sidrosenberg19 I look forward to seeing you and Method Man on May 16 in Philadelphia at the Liacouras Center. Big ups Sid!

You can turn on your President. You can turn on your city. You can turn on your country. You can turn on religion. You can turn on your family. But you can NEVER turn on your sports teams! Now do you realize how STUPID so many of you sound? The Mets STOPPED being fun for me and it had little to do with the final score. I think I’ve made my case. LIFE isn’t one big “Field of Dreams” movie idiots. Not anymore!

@urbanponds101 Yes

Can I get some love for garden pond full of wild Newts?

@sidrosenberg19 Dan Hentschel looking ass mfr

@sidrosenberg19 You are a clown. Take off that red face paint and be for real

Thank you Randy Levine! Let’s Go Yanks no more Mamdani Mets!

lol

@nikitabier Katz’s $30 for the best Patsrami sandwich you’ll ever have.

@SNY_Mets Fuck me!!!

Jeff McNeil is 6-for-11 in his return to Citi Field

@sidrosenberg19 Sid you are RED as fuck dude

Not only are the Mets too WOKE for me but they suck on top of it! See ya at The Stadium on Wednesday!!!!

@timecaptales smart man

In the summer of 2000, as the Harry Potter series was quickly becoming a global sensation, legendary Yale critic Harold Bloom gave one of his most unpopular takes, calling 35 million readers wrong

You think you just fell out of a Coco-Mat store? You exist in the context of hand-crafted beds made from natural materials and all that came before you. Dumbass.