Brady House, CPA

After a month’s hiatus that included hundreds of dollars in gambling losses, a weekend in jail, and worst of all a Rory btb Masters win I am officially back!

0 reason to take Varland out there. If we lose it is 100% on Butera

@frontierism Do @alppouch next

B. Draddy deleted the tweet. I am literally on the front lines of embarrassing companies that produce USA themed products outside of the USA

@nitalobotomee Yeah, you do need a lobotomy

albums of the year i have heard enough

@iJordanMoore Rivalry week cracks you up because 2/15 matchups are iffy? Other sports would struggle the have a handful of rivalries outside of divisions

MLB “rivalry weekend” cracks me up. Makes total sense: Yankees-Mets: Subway series Cubs-Sox: Crosstown classic O’s-Nats: Battle of the Beltway Rangers-Astros: Lone Star series Marlins-Rays: Citrus series Dodgers-Angels: Freeway series Pirates-Phillies: Battle of PA Tigers-Blue Jays: 401 Derby Reds-Guards: Ohio Cup Cards-Royals: Battle of I-70 Padres-M’s: Vedder cup Giants-A’s: Battle of the Bay (rip) Brewers-Twins: Border battle wtf… this is a rivalry? Red Sox-Braves… Rockies-DBacks…

@terbbub They went to lame colleges or they’re lame people

I had a great college experience not sure how some people hated it

When I was in jail I met a Mexican in there for his second DUI and he spoke 0 English

@jaylombardi87 You should be that guy, it is important that white people notice stuff like this. It is a consistent pattern at this point

Not to be that guy but Carmelo Anthony literally stabbed a kid in the heart at school and his bond was set at 250k?

@13B_SWAPPED I think you shoulda kept this one in the drafts for a little longer

guy who just finished watching Marley and Me but is also a pervert: 👀

@sargeantsniff3r Nah, he’s cookin

Whatever floats your boat bro

@pat_pistol_ii Maga is just as cooked as the libs atp what the fuck is this

Not to be dramatic but this guy should never go on the internet again

Today I learned that apparently there are Americans that can’t go to school for free (there aren’t)

@bobbymo24 Damn nigga, you were fat

Haven’t drank in almost two weeks and have lost 10 lbs #noticing

@SleeperNats Zack Littell

Nationals Park is going to be BUMPING tonight vs the Orioles, hopefully the Nationals finally give their home crowd a show‼️ #Natitude

@JosieMarcellino Repeal the 19th

Gun-owner and daughter of a gun instructor here. You can’t legally shoot someone for punching you one time in the face. Especially after intentionally trying to incite violence.

@BarstoolWazzu @mgtnquasar Nobody does, because your program is irrelevant

@mgtnquasar You have no idea who we played 😭🤡

you went 7-6 playing Mountain West teams buddy. I'd sit this one out.

$1,250,000 bond for defending himself against a violent black which didn't even result in a death, yet Karmelo Anthony had his bail reduced to $250,000 after brutally murdering a White teenager. Understand this is intentional. Everything is against you. Racial unity is a necessity moving forward.

@DrDinduMuffin @WIACJP Lower your cortisol brother

Nah beer dye is kinda gay. Flip cup pong rage cage poop cup whatever you call it drinking games where more people are involved is better. Means there’s more girls there. Sure hanging with the boys. In the back yard sure. A tailgate sure. But when there’s a bunch of people it takes up space. No chicks want to watch a couple dudes throw a fucking dice. It’s anti social and doesn’t get the party going and booze flowing. It’s fucking bottom tier frat behavior. Look at the image. The groups of girls are all standing together no dudes or intermixing of the genders. It’s a sausage fest . Look at the image. It’s the same everytime. Beer dye is fucking gay. And it’s something dudes can “watch” and get hyped over like autistically like circling around the tv watching someone play videos games at a pregame instead of talking to chicks. It’s a crutch. Bottom tier behavior SHRINK.

Shrinking this gos against everything we were taught as burners. This is peak college right here, if you’re mad about this go back to drinking by yourself in your house with 3 of your fat homeboys #shrink #f4g

Shoutout Brian Kelly #BKKAK

Drake glazers will be the first demographic of humans to get their jobs replaced by AI

@fred_da_pred This is gayer than having sexual intercourse with a man

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