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@gbemiclassic1 @MatthewOnajite Started in 2023 and ended same year in November. Pnp just dey drop every two weeks

@BrahSegun @MatthewOnajite The thing no last at all

Got a fully funded PhD in the US and my Invitation to Apply for Canadian PR around the same time. I chose Canada. Came here in 2022, got my citizenship this year, helped my siblings and their families get here through the Alberta Nomination Program in 2023. Best decision ever.

@gs_otis @UgwunnaEjikem You pepe them

I remember when I traveled to 🇦🇿 with a lot of foodstuff because we had just resumed a new semester. The ground pepper I tied in a nylon bag got torn inside my luggage. When I arrived at the airport, my luggage was scanned and I was asked to go into a room for inspection. They opened my luggage and the fan in the room blew the pepper everywhere 😂😂😂 They had to turn off the fan and call an officer who came with a search dog. The pepper even made the dog agitated, and some entered the dog’s eyes too. Everyone was sneezing, and in the end, they just asked me to pack my bag and leave😤😭😂

@Ifeagbeja This will be nice

Let no man, mock another man over what touches all men

@NwokeOma_ I did not even get that stuff in my mail. Just had to go online to retrieve and do what they needed me to do.

Why is the census timeline so short though? What about people who are not in the country, or those who didn’t check their mail on time?

No bite the finger wey dey finger you. Abi how dem take talk am

Its good Friday indeed! Linkedin the bio

I couldn’t sleep. And i am not wicked!!! Shebi its no sleep for the wicked!!!

Does anyone ever put bread with too much beans into their mouth, then shove another bread in there to even out the bread-to-beans ratio?

@BodeAyo_ Yes oh. An african sha… as i entered the car he fire the heater to highest. Nobody tell me to go buy car after that incident

@BrahSegun Wow really? Like a total stranger? You’re God’s favourite walahi

One of the biggest cultural shifts I’ve felt since moving to Canada is that people don’t just pick others up on the road. Back in Nigeria, it’s almost instinctive to give someone a ride if you could.

@ghost_cdm6 Where can we watch the game

Israel Adesanya is received an unseen amount of disrespect from UFC fans. Considering what he’s done and achieved in the sport. Nothing lasts forever, he’s also human and is aging. Can’t we just respect the legend🤦🏻‍♂️ #ufc #israeladesanya #ufcfightnight #stylebender #adesanya

I bought one burger for $18. I was so vexed because I didn’t check the price. I was very hungry, just wanted to grab a bite and head back to work. Omo, as I ate it, I understood why it’s $18. Very worthy of the price.

@_Derline Sha dont spoil our new car

Take your leg off the accelerator and swerve right. Possibly engage hand break

@TalkswithAkwa There is no pity for simps.

I really do not like weak men, they suffer so much. So my dad was called yesterday by his friend to help him go settle his daughter’s marital dispute. (My dad has a thing in bringing peace in peoples homes). They got there, my dad inquired to know what transpired, so the young man said a lot of things but the main point is lack of respect . Marriage of just three years, the man is a big boy, built a very fine duplex for his wife and his son, bought her a car in her name but she sold the car without her husband’s consent. She sold the car because she wanted to send her brother’s abroad at all cost. After selling the car she got scammed, when the man found out she and her family begged and begged till he let go. After they made peace she started throwing tantrums that he has refused to help her family, that he has all the resources to send her brothers abroad but he has refused. The man said there’s no name this lady doesn’t call him, wicked, stupid, foolish, stingy and all. So much disrespect, she doesn’t cook for him anymore neither does she allow him to touch her again. The man said he is the one that feeds her family and pay their bills . Just because he told his wife to calm down that he can’t carry that burden right now, she drastically changed. My dad said at some point the man began to cry, that he vowed to make his marriage work and treat his wife so well that he grew up in a family where his mom suffered in the hands of his father. That’s the reason he vowed to be a loving husband at all cost……. Omo this story is long but men please be a good husband and a good father, but don’t be a fool. Don’t give room to disrespect. Don’t allow anyone to use you as a doormat.

@drealbigvirg Know when to ask for help or a loan

I had a guy who lent me ₦20k one time, and I promised to pay back. But during the period I was owing him, he took me out to eat on about five different occasions, and each time he spent at least ₦5k. At some point, when my phone had issues and I wanted to change it, he even added ₦30k to what I had. Plus other countless favours here and there. It got to a point where even after I had the ₦20k to pay him back, I didn’t even know how to bring it up again, because he had already spent way more than that on me. It felt like the debt didn’t even make sense anymore. Eventually, he asked for the ₦20k, and I paid him back. But it left me confused.

@lolu_ssh I still like stoney

@BrahSegun Yeah I’m in Calgary. Funny enough, Deerfoot doesn’t bother me. If you show me crazy, I’ll show you back 😂😂😂

I really do hate driving…

@lolu_ssh And you dey this our Calgary. You need to see how much i hate deerfoot

@BrahSegun Fair enough. I’m actually the opposite. I enjoy driving

@lolu_ssh I just hate it.

@BrahSegun Why?