Max (relaxed)

I wish harmony to those who wish harm on me 😌🙏

@jaubreyYT He was working on the inside

@mildredshotline Women can't even LET A MAN SHIT!! typical

One time a guy slept over and when he thought I was asleep in the morning he got up , took a shit in my bathroom, then came back under the covers (naked) and pretended to go back to sleep.

@athenebeani Baby Steps!!

recommend me some games? <3

@tttt_pics Memes made by transphobic people are indistinguishable from memes made by trans people who are having a bad day

@DrewCatBoyy Femboys only like other femboys so why do you care

YES or NO? Be honest!

@StarletVault wife

This is what Avril Lavigne looks like currently at 41 years old

@dragonitewife No no, you misunderstand; it is famous people who need grindr most of all

imagine being basically famous and still resorting to grindr

lot of early peanuts end with basically this panel exactly but it’s really such a good face

@mariotwtconfess I love the limp-wristed little wave Reggie does when he throws the fireball

"Yk the moment we get a new 3D Mario people are going to go back to bitching about how “Nintendo has forgotten about 2D Mario” (unless a new 2D game announced at the same time). And vice versa, they can never be happy"

@luscafusca150 Clavicular???

Acho muito bizarro como nesse dia diversas pessoas tiraram fotos casualmente com as torres sem imaginar a dimensão daquele evento.

@tacobell Oh you're sorry? Prove it. Bring back the loaded potato griller

Check out this early preview from the next episode of Rick and Morty Season 9, "Salute Your Morts"!

@nypost How the hell are there still new monkeys

'Very exciting' new species of monkeys with big, orange lips discovered 'hiding' in forest trib.al/HCJMzT8

@meruii1i I hate her, why would she do that

She's just harrasing the landlord now is this peak?? #ヤニねこ #yanineko

@genechad_ Eh sure, might as well

Max G I'm a 5'11 anxious twink who makes pretzels for a living do you or do you not want me

@genechad_ Talk about goin zero to 60

@BrainDumpTweets Max I want you so fucking badly

Going to taco bell and ordering the fresh garden salad combo

@floofinian The kids are alright

i saw a kid maybe like 10 years old with a jax shirt and i pointed at it like “did you see what happens to him” and he went “yeah.. man it should’ve just happened to pomni instead” LMAO???? 😭

@stephanpastis Really love this one

Come see me interviewed by FoxTrot creator Bill Amend at San Diego Comic Con on Friday, July 24, at 1:30 pm.