Max (relaxed)

I wish harmony to those who wish harm on me 😌🙏

@GreenTextRepost If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear

@downbadcomment I think if he tried pulling something similar with her, she wouldn't like it

@catshealdeprsn So worried

@eStarland Where did so many Animal Crossing fans come from??

Best & Worst-Selling Mainline Nintendo Games! 🏆

@SEGA I THINK Mania, Generations, Frontiers and 2

Can you name the 4 Sonic games in this post? Reply with your answers! ✍️

@WardenDean This guy gets it

Apparently that the mean jokes and episodes are good. Seems like a lot of folks are bothered by stuff like Town and Out, or when they beat up that clown. My take is that the show would absolutely not be the same without this edge. You absolutely need the sugar AND spice!

@MorbidKnowledge Weird to think they let him hold a baby after that

Photo of Travis the chimp holding a baby. Travis eventually went on to horrifically maul his owner's friend. On February 16, 2009, 911 dispatchers in Stamford, Connecticut received a call so shocking it took them several minutes to even understand what was happening. Sandra Herold frantically screamed into the phone that her friend Charla Nash was being viciously attacked and eaten alive by her pet chimpanzee Travis. Herold begged the dispatcher to send police immediately and said they needed to bring guns to sh*ot the mad chimp. Throughout the entire horrifying call, dispatchers could hear Travis' enraged screams in the background as the attack continued. Finally, emergency services arrived at Herold's home and found Charla Nash completely covered in bl*od on the ground, her face all but ripped off and her fingers strewn about the ground around her. Nash required hours of surgery after the attack, and after her jaw was reattached she later flew to Ohio for an experimental facial transplant.

@gears4brekfast I’d like to be deported please

max gilardi is now a resident of poopland

@GreenTextRepost lil bro was working smarter not harder

Anonymous submission

@dronedoommetal Hell yeah

We drink soda we eat pizza

@carter6f I did that first but whatever

Aaron Rose Philip arriving at the Met Gala ✨ First Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major agency… breaking barriers with every step This is what real representation looks like 💫 #Metgala

@Ember_arab Yeah but he’s funnier than all them

@MattShea Thanks for the heads up

I'm letting my newborn son keep his ENTIRE penis 🥰

@EEnE_SFX @leetockar Next you should commission the guy who made the la cucaracha car horn that trails off horribly

I commissioned the guy who voiced the Sumo Sound we all know and love. Here's what he sent me 👀

@MonkeyBallTweet They were probably just jerking off to the games

when i worked at GameStop i had a coworker tell me about how she was looking for another job because she had a customer randomly start jerking off in front of her glad to see their customers are still worse than cattle

@ButtercupDaily Always loved this drawing

Day 55. #buttercup, #powerpuffgirls, #ppg, #powerpuff, #buttercuppowerpuffgirls, #daily, #dailybuttercup.

Nickelodeon - 2009 - USA

@hoodheresies07 Nobody knows its my video 😏

@hushly_gb Yeah but how do you think your gallbladder feels? Its in a trash can somewhere missing its mommy

now that my gallbladder is gone i am so free. bitch i've deepthroated 2 chili dogs, 6 mini corn dogs, one chili cheese fry. i've been dabbling in the 'taboo foods'. i ate a dorito and didn't die. i had PIZZA. I AM FREE

@interesting_aIl I didn’t even know he was sick

81 years ago, Adolf Hitler took his life in a bunker in Berlin