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@RyPassle Hooters already tried this and failed

They should turn Spirit airlines into the Hooters of airlines

@padegenerate @BonerHannah @kittyy4pres @nickickrose Highkey

@BonerHannah @kittyy4pres @nickickrose @mildredshotline 👀

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@hazardpounder You’re so good 💓

@mildredshotline This clip is so good

When I saw my little brother steal our parents liquor and black out in a field

@RapedAtWendys I have no drivers license

@mildredshotline I've spent 0 #NotBroke #PoorPeopleDNI

I wonder how many hours of my life I’ve spent on public transportation

I kno The migos woulda had a song Called Erica Kirk😕

@DrBluntblazer I know I’m lowkey disappointed because I wanted to know fr

@mildredshotline this thread just burners tagging there favorite home boy 😂😂

Are they any gay guy burners ?

we still talk about you

@Oliverkballin Yum

@mildredshotline Wby

What’s everyone eating for lunch

@RapedAtWendys Am I not allowed to use contractions

@mildredshotline "What's"

Hot coworker mentioned his gf

@janiceplsSTFU Not the same unless you are sexually attracted to men

@mildredshotline I act gay sometimes

I hung out with Scottish people last night and gathered that they are just like Americans they just say “Wanker” instead of “dickhead”. Need to visit their country soon

You wanna know who the most beautiful girl in the world is? Read the first word

Wow thank you for 600 I’m going to pick one of you out and fly you out and do bad things to you

you think mormons drink lean in a stanley cup with heavy cream